"7 Deadly Sandwiches" is a Camp Lazlo episode from season 3. In this episode, Lumpus tries to impress Jane Doe by taking the starring role in Lazlo's play.
Plot[]
Lumpus and Slinkman boat over to the Squirrel Scout camp so Lumpus can talk with Jane. Jane is in a meeting of the 'Rock Buckskin Fan Club', of which she is chairman (the only other member being Almondine, because the other Squirrel Scouts went to the Britney Spears's concert). When Lumpus arrives, she is delighted, thinking that he too is a fan and mentions that they are going to go see the play 'Seven Deadly Sandwiches' at Camp Kidney. Lumpus lies and tells her that he is the lead role.
Slinkman tells Lumpus that the play is already cast, and is tonight. Lumpus insists that any director 'in their right mind' would replace the lead with him. Then we learn that Lazlo is the director. The rehearsal is extremely chaotic. Samson is allergic to his costume, Clam is method-acting on a cow patty, Lazlo is constantly re-writing the script, Raj is self-concious about his costume and Skip's frog keeps on eating his flies. Lazlo tells Lumpus that he does have one role left that hasn't been filled, and that he's looking for an actor with 'true strength' to play it. Lumpus eagerly accepts. The actors argue onstage about their lines, Skip's frog and Raj's ad-libbing while Lumpus pulls down a curtain and ropes (which Dave is suspended on), causing the set to fall down. Lazlo declares that the play is ready.
Lumpus meets Jane and Almondine before the show and gives Jane a gift basket that he put together. When the play starts, Raj gets stage fright and messes up his lines, though the audience doesn't seem to mind. Samson the Skunkberry sandwich is the first sandwich to emerge, and as he delivers his lines, Lazlo tells Lumpus that he is cast as a rock.
Chip and Skip deliver their lines next, only to be interrupted by Clam. Lumpus moves onto the set to try and get Jane's attention, while Edward comes onstage. Ping Pong interrupts Edward, once again teasing him about his role in the play ("Oh, he's a sap, alright!") while Lumpus begins loudly copying Raj's lines.
Jane notes that she is hungry, so she and Almondine look through the gift bag for food. Dave (dressed as a hemlock berry sandwich) is lowered onto the stage by a rope, at which point Almondine locates a similar-looking sandwich in the bag. The two ladies finally see Lumpus on-stage and thank him for the sandwich. Lumpus mentions that the sandwich is made of hemlock berries. As soon as he says this, Dave reveals that he is the most poisonous sandwich, made of hemlock berries. Alarmed, Lumpus leaps off the stage and lands in the audience (right on top of Jane), preventing her from eating the sandwich. Everyone cheers, and the play is a huge hit. A dazed and confused Jane compliments Lumpus on the performance and invites him and Slinkman for lattes. Everyone leaves but not too long before Chip and Skip run screaming from the poison frog.
Music[]
| ( ‣ ) Production music |
| ( • ) Original music |
| ( ◦ ) Camp Lazlo music |
Episode[]
‣ Dance of the Hours (Full) - Amilcare Ponchielli [Opening]
‣ Burglar Bill [#7.02] - Andrew Hall [Miss Mucus watching Lumpus and Slinkman through binoculars]
‣ Bugle Fanfare 1 - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin ["Melons ready?"]
‣ Chase Me Chester - Roger Roger [Slinkman fending off the watermelons]
‣ Chorus Line - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [At Acorn Flats]
‣ Ballet Shoes [#60.03] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [There is a knock at the door]
‣ Clown in Town - Philippe Pares [Lumpus at the door]
‣ Ho, Ho, Ho! - Dick Walter ["It won't be a lie when she sees me in the lead role!"]
‣ Dancing on the Ceiling - Ian Hughes, Christopher Walker [Lazlo as the director]
‣ Dancing the Polka - Lars-Luis Linek [The Bean Scouts rehearse]
‣ Bowler Hats - David Farnon [Raj is mad]
‣ Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [Lumpus tries to get the lead role]
‣ Dancing the Polka - Lars-Luis Linek [The Bean Scouts rehearse again]
‣ Plodding Along (A) - Dick Walter [Lumpus dresses up]
‣ Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [The rope moves]
‣ Round the Bend (A) - Ron Aspery [Lumpus pulling the rope]
‣ On With the Race - Dennis Farnon [Dave swings around]
• Banjo Bit - Andy Paley ["Hey! Where's my cue?"]
‣ Tapdance Charlie - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Opening night]
‣ Shock Stinger [#86] - Kevin Hiatt, Charles Blaker ["Hello, Jane!"]
‣ Double Act [#73] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [The Lumpus shows off his costume]
‣ Show Song - Marvin Wright [Lumpus needs to be in the wardrobe]
‣ Ode to a Small Bear - Louis Bilton [On the set]
‣ Band Atmosphere - Bert Ferntheil [Chip and Skip argue]
‣ Tapdance Charlie - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Lumpus' costume is ready]
‣ Scene Ending - Dieter Reith [Miss Mucus plays the organ]
‣ Happy Tune - Dieter Reith [The play is about to start]
‣ Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson [The play is starting]
• Edward's Big Intro - Nicolas Carr [Slinkman comes out in a jester costume/Slinkman exits]
‣ Curtain Up (A) - Len Ranle [Lazlo counts]
‣ Hammond Tag 17 - Dieter Reith [Everyone claps]
‣ Happy Tune - Dieter Reith [Raj starts reading the script]
‣ Baby Elephant - Dick Walter ["What's going on here?"]
‣ Bear Cubs (A) - Walt Rockman [Lumpus looks at the script]
‣ Fun and Fantasy - Dieter Reith [Miss Doe can't see Lumpus]
‣ Chase Me Chester - Roger Roger [Clam runs by]
‣ Clown's Walk (B) - Otto Sieben [Lumpus is annoyed]
‣ Dancing the Polka - Lars-Luis Linek [Edward's part]
‣ ? - ? [Rimshot]
‣ Dancing the Polka - Lars-Luis Linek [Dave's part]
‣ Curious Cub - Patricia Cory [Miss Doe is hungry]
‣ Dancing the Polka - Lars-Luis Linek [Raj trying to ignore Lumpus]
‣ Anybody Home - Jack Trombey [Almondine looks in the bag]
‣ Dancing the Polka - Lars-Luis Linek ["Could it be the most poisonous sandwich of all?"]
• Edward's Big Intro - Nicolas Carr ["Ta-da!"]
‣ Dancing the Polka - Lars-Luis Linek ["My goodness!" (High-Pitched)]
‣ Burglar Bill [#7.02] - Andrew Hall [Miss Doe notices Lumpus]
‣ Dancing the Polka - Lars-Luis Linek [Lumpus talks to Miss Doe from the stage]
‣ Closet Monsters - Kevin Hiatt, Charles Blaker ["I am made of hemlock berries!"]
‣ Fright Night - John Dwyer, Ronald Mendelsohn [Miss Doe is about to eat the sandwich]
‣ Horror Shock - Kevin Hiatt [Miss Doe puts sandwich into her mouth]
‣ International Law - Peter Yorke [Lumpus runs towards Miss Doe]
• Clouds Are Rolling Away (v4) - Andy Paley [Ending]
End credits scene[]
‣ Vaudeville Act [#72] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [End credits scene]
Trivia[]
General[]
- This episode is the Season 3 premiere.
- Originally, there a subplot when all the Squirrel Scouts (except Almondine) was going into Britney Spears's concert when Jane Doe brought the tickets for the concert, but was cut to time constraints.
- Also, Britney Spears was going to be herself and record her lines, but was also cut.
- While sitting in the audience, Gordon mentions "The Weekly Bean", Camp Kidney's newspaper that's mentioned again and is the main part of Scoop of the Century.
- This is the 2nd full-length, 30-minute episode of Camp Lazlo. The first was Hello Summer, Goodbye Camp.
- Coincidentally, this episode aired directly after that episode, as this was the first episode of Season 3 to that episode being the finale of the previous season.
- Skip can apparently speak to frogs. During the credits, the poison frog ribbits and Skip responds by ribbiting in the same fashion.
- If you listen closely after the set was destroyed, you'll barely faintly hear the "My Leg!" gag from SpongeBob SquarePants.
- Lazlo tells Chip to enter stage right. Chip enters the stage and Lazlo tells him to enter from the other side 'Stage RIGHT!' when Chip did, in fact, enter from stage right in the first place, just not our right.
- The episode and play title are a parody of the 'Seven Deadly Sins'.
- Samson is revealed to be allergic to wheat bread.
- Seven Poisonous Sandwiches:
- Chip - Pickle
- Skip - Frog
- Samson - Skunkberry
- Clam - Mushroom
- Edward - Sap
- Ping Pong - Worm
- Dave - Hemlock Berries (Most Poisonous)
Cultural References[]
- Rock Buckskin is a reference to the actor Rock Hudson.
Quotes[]
- Lumpus: "Lazlo?"
- Lazlo: "You're doing great Scoutmaster."
- Lumpus: "What is this? Who am I supposed to be?
- Lazlo:: "You're a rock, remember.... strong."
- Lumpus:: "A ROCK!!!!!!?????????"
- Clam: POISON MUSHROOM! POISON MUSHROOM!
- Lazlo: Places, everyone! Let's try it again! (Raj angrily walks past) Here's your hat, Raj. (Raj snatches the hat and puts it on his head.) Cue the most poisonous sandwich! Action!
- Raj (annoyed): I am still a famished traveler.
- (Dave is lowered down towards the stage on a rope)
- Raj: I hope I stumble on something soon so I can eat.
- Dave: Maybe you should eat me. I am the most poisonous sandwich of all!
- Raj: Why are you flying?
- Dave (grins goofily): Dramatic effect.
- Lazlo: Dave! Be more poisonous! Poison it up!
- Scoutmaster Lumpus: (tsking): Amateurs. (He spots the curtain and the rope that Dave is suspended on.) Ooh! This might make something dashing to put on!
- Raj (gesturing towards Dave): OK, why is he flying?
- Lazlo: Just go with it, Raj. You know, improv.
- Raj: What is this 'improv'?
- Lazlo: It's like being spontaneous.
- (Backstage, Lumpus has ripped off part of the curtain and is now wearing it as a poncho.)
- Lumpus: There! Now all I need is a rope to...
- (He starts unraveling the rope holding up Dave. On stage, Dave starts bouncing in midair.)
- Raj: Spontaneous? Like a surprise?
- (Dave starts bouncing a little more strongly and flails his arms and legs.)
- Lazlo: Yeah! Just let things happen!
- (Dave crashes to the stage with a yell. He is then shaken more violently.)
- Lazlo: See? Improv.
- Lumpus: Come on, rope. What's wrong with you?
- (Dave is now being swung back and forth across the stage, screaming. He crashes into the lemmings and topples them over like bowling pins.)
- Ping-Pong: But you look like a sap!
- Edward: Don't push me, Ping.
- (Edward is knocked over by the out-of-control Dave. Dave clings onto the backdrop for dear life, bringing down the entire set. Lumpus walks on.)
- Lumpus: Hey! Where's my cue?
- Lazlo: Great, everyone! We're ready!
- Raj: What kind of berry sandwich are you?
- Dave: Well, if you listen, I will tell you.
- Jane Doe: Thank you for the sandwich.
- Lumpus: Oh, pshaw, just made from a few hemlock berries I picked.
- Dave: I am made of hemlock berries!
- Lumpus: What...?
- Raj: Hemlock... berries...?
- Dave: That's right! I am the most poisonous! The most toxic! And DEADLIEST SANDWICH THAT YOU WILL EVER EAT!!!!!!!!
Transcript[]
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Gallery[]
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| Episode 1 Gone Fishin' (Sort of) |
Episode 2 Beans Are from Mars |
Episode 3 Snake Eyes |
Episode 4 Racing Slicks |
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| Episode 5 Lights Out |
Episode 6 Swimming Buddy |
Episode 7 Parasitic Pal |
Episode 8 It's No Picnic |
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| Episode 9 The Weakest Link |
Episode 10 Lumpy Treasure |
Episode 11 Tree Hugger |
Episode 12 Marshmallow Jones |
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| Episode 13 Dosey Doe |
Episode 14 Prodigious Clamus |
Episode 15 The Nothing Club |
Episode 16 Loogie Llama |
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| Episode 17 Float Trippers |
Episode 18 The Wig of Why |
Episode 19 Prickly Pining Dining |
Episode 20 Camp Kidney Stinks |
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| Episode 21 Slugfest |
Episode 22 Beans and Weenies |
Episode 23 Beans and Pranks |
Episode 24 Movie Night |
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| Episode 25 The Big Cheese |
Episode 26 Campers All Pull Pants |
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| Episode 1 Hallobeanies |
Episode 2 Meatman |
Episode 3 No Beads, No Business |
Episode 4 Miss Fru Fru |
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| Episode 5 Parent's Day |
Episode 6 Club Kidney-Ki |
Episode 7 Handy Helper |
Episode 8 Love Sick |
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| Episode 9 Hello Dolly |
Episode 10 Over Cooked Beans |
Episode 11 The Battle of Pimpleback Mountain |
Episode 12 Dead Bean Drop |
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| Episode 13 I've Never Bean in a Sub |
Episode 14 The Great Snipe Hunt |
Episode 15 Burpless Bean |
Episode 16 Slap Happy |
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| Episode 17 Snow Beans |
Episode 18 Irreconcilable Dungferences |
Episode 19 Mascot Madness |
Episode 20 Tomato Paste |
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| Episode 21 Camp Samson |
Episode 22 Beany Weenies |
Episode 23 There's No Place Like Gnome |
Episode 24 Hot Spring Fever |
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| Episode 25 Hello Summer, Goodbye Camp | |||
| Season 3 | |||
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| Episode 1 7 Deadly Sandwiches |
Episode 2 The Big Weigh In |
Episode 3 Hard Days Samson |
Episode 4 Waiting for Edward |
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| Episode 5 Beans in Toyland |
Episode 6 Where's Clam |
Episode 7 Bowling for Dinosaurs |
Episode 8 Squirrel Seats |
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| Episode 9 Creepy Crawly Campy |
Episode 10 Sweet Dream Baby |
Episode 11 Dirt Nappers |
Episode 12 Spacemates |
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| Episode 13 Temper Tee Pee |
Episode 14 Lazlo Loves a Parade |
Episode 15 Are You There S.M.I.T.S? It's Me Samson |
Episode 16 Tusk Wizard |
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| Episode 17 Squirrel Scout Slinkman |
Episode 18 Bear-l-y a Vacation |
Episode 19 Radio Free Edward |
Episode 20 Valentine's Day |
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| Episode 21 A Job Well Dung |
Episode 22 The Bean Tree |
Episode 23 Taking Care of Gretchen |
Episode 24 Scoop of the Century |
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| Episode 25 Boxing Edward | |||
| Season 4 | |||
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| Episode 1 Strange Trout from Outer Space |
Episode 2 Cheese Orbs |
Episode 3 Hold It Lazlo |
Episode 4 Being Edward |
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| Episode 5 Award to the Wise |
Episode 6 Cave Chatter |
Episode 7 Ed's Benedict |
Episode 8 The Book of Slinkman |
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| Episode 9 Never Bean on the Map |
Episode 10 Harold and Raj |
Episode 11 Lumpus vs. the Volcano |
Episode 12 Nursemaster |
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| Episode 13 Dungs in Candyland |
Episode 14 Tour Wars |
Episode 15 Lazlo's First Crush |
Episode 16 Livin' La Vida Lumpus |
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| Episode 17 Samson's Mail Fraud |
Episode 18 The Haunted Coffee Table |
Episode 19 Friendward |
Episode 20 Camp Dinkey |
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| Episode 21 Doting Doe-Eyed Deerest |
Episode 22 Clown Camp |
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| Episode 1 Edward's Big Bag |
Episode 2 The List |
Episode 3 Camp Complain |
Episode 4 The Engagement |
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| Episode 5 Call Me Almondine |
Episode 6 Clam the Outlaw |
Episode 7 Penny for Your Dung |
Episode 8 Baby Bean |
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| Episode 9 Bad Luck Be a Camper Tonight |
Episode 10 Step Clam |
Episode 11 S Is for Crazy |
Episode 12 Samson Needs a Hug |
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| Episode 13 Wedding Bell Blues |
Episode 14 O Brother, Who Art Thou |
Episode 15 Peace Frog |
Episode 16 Lumpus' Last Stand |
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| Shorts | |||
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| Episode 1 Empty Nest |
Episode 2 The Eternal Flame |
Episode 3 Nudist Camp |
Episode 4 Hiccups |
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| Episode 5 Survival of the Lamest |
Episode 6 Marooned Maroons |
Episode 7 Tales from the Campfire |
Episode 8 Mail Dominance |
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| Episode 9 Outhouse on Haunted Hill |
Episode 10 Laid Off Lumpus |
Episode 11 My Brother's Eater |
Episode 12 Hair And Gone |
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| Episode 13 Mi Casa, Eew Casa |
Episode 14 The Amazing Race |
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