A Job Well Dung/Transcript

• Lumpus: My old cabin could sure use an upgrade. Dum-dum, dum-dum, DUUMM. (Lumpus destroys the old cabin model to show the upgrade model). Oh, the official scoutmaster upgrade? Well yes of course I know I deserve it for keeping my temper and Roman quote up for three years and running. (Slinkman knocks the door and Lumpus hide models) What? (Angrily).

• Chip and Skip: (Both Crying)
• Lumpus: Slinkman. Why are they weeping??
• Slinkman: Because Skip and Chip’s camp dues haven’t been paid up in months. I have no choice but to send them home to their three nannies (Throws backwards the notebook) it’s scout regulations.
• Chip: We love Camp (crying)
• Skip: We don’t want to go home (crying).
• Lumpus: Home? (worried). Slinkman. We can't send them home (Angry) If we do it will ruin my hill Roman streak. (getting worried). And I won't get my cabin upgrade (Gets mad).
• Slinkman: Officially, the only way they can stay is if they have jobs, here in camp to pay off what they owe.
• Lumpus: YES JOBS! Problem solved. (being happy)
• Slinkman: Chef Mcmuesli I'm assigning Chip and Skip here to work for the mess hall.
• Chef Mcmuesli: Oh alrighty then boys let's get to work you'll put these hair nets. So what I'd like for you guys to do is.
• Skip: I saw a firetruck.
• Lazlo: Greetings sirs. I’d like whatever delights the chefs are recomendding this afternoon.
• Skip: What do you recommend?
• (Chip fills all the tray from rice)
• Skip: It needs something.
• (Skip thinks what needs, meanwhile a fly dies by the insects killer and falls into the tray)
• Skip: (to Chip) You’re a genius (although the dead fly do this).
• Lazlo: Ugh... (walks backwards disgustedly)
• Raj: I’m not hungry anymore.
• Clam: We might throw up.
• (The Jelly beans run away from the mess hall)
• Lumpus: (annoyed) OH I'LL TAKE THAT. (Chews the tray and throws up off-screen).
• (Chip and Skip go to the nursery looking for job)
• Nurse Leslie: (off-screen) Apparently, working with food is too complicated for you two (on-screen) so you’ll be working with medicine.
• (Chip puts in the mouth the wood sticks and ear
• (Lumpus walks in crying)
• Nurse Leslie: Are you hurt, Scoutmaster?
• Lumpus: (Sadly) I got a boo boo!
• Nurse Leslie: Where? (The phone rings) Huh, there goes the phone. You boys can bandage him up, right? (Lumpus sounds like a hurted puppy dog) You’ll be fine.
• Leslie: (Speaking to the phone). Look how many times do I have to tell you mechanics what to do with my car? I'm going to take you through it step by step for the last time so listen up.
• Chip: Hey Nurse Leslie, we bandaged him. What else should we do?
• Nurse Leslie: Step one: open the hood.
• Chip: Open the hood (Chip and Skip hurting Scoutmaster Lumpus)
• Nurse Leslie: Then lift the engine.
• Chip: Lift the engine. (Staying hurting Scoutmaster Lumpus)
• Nurse Leslie: Now remove and reattach the hose. (Lumpus screams and runs away in a panic, because Chip and Skip did too bad) Get out. (Fires Chip and Skip) (Later in the sunset) Here you g, sir,r a nice sunset to help you relax.
• Lumpus: Sunset sunset? (Yells annoyed) I'll give you a sunset Dr. Jerkle. (Relaxing) Well I guess it's pretty nice yes. (The sun hides in the mountain Huh? Darn mountain (Annoyed) Hey out of the way you big pile of dirt you're ruining my sunset!
• Slinkman: Uh, sir. We ran out of jobs for these two.
• Lumpus: Those two cockroaches want a Job? Get them to move that mountain that’s blocking my sunset.
• Slinkman: Sir. Why don’t you just move your chair?
• Lumpus: (Repeats what Slinkman says too annoyed) “Why don’t you just move your chair?!”. FLIP AND DIP!
• Chip and Skip: (both) Yeah?
• Lumpus: (Mad) MOVE THAT MOUNTAIN!
• Chip and Skip: Yes, Sir.
• Slinkman: (pointing Lumpus) Really, all this for a cabin upgrade.
• (Lumpus laughs evilly, meanwhile Chip and Skip move and knock down to the mountains like a line of dominoes’ tokens) (Lumpus screams and tries to leave but the last mountain squashes Lumpus)
• Lumpus: Ow!
• Lumpus: (Next day, brings Chip and Skip to the swimming area) Alright you stinkbags, welcome to your new cabin.