A Job Well Dung/Transcript

Lumpus : My old cabin could sure use an upgrade. Dum-dum, dum-dum, DUUMM. (Lumpus destroys the old cabin model to show the upgrade model). Oh, the official scoutmaster upgrade? Well yes of course I know I deserve it for keeping my temper and Roman quote up for three years and running. (Slinkman knocks the door and Lumpus hide models) What? (Angrily).

Chip and Skip: (Both Crying)

Lumpus: Slinkman. Why are they weeping??

Slinkman: Because Skip and Chip’s camp dues haven’t been paid up in months. I have no choice but to send them home to their three nannies (Throws backwards the notebook) it’s scout regulations.

Chip: We love camp (crying)

Skip: We don’t want to go home (crying).

Lumpus: Home? (worried). Slinkman. We can't send them home (Angry) If we do it will ruin my hill Roman streak. (getting worried). And I won't get my cabin upgrade (Gets mad).

Slinkman: Officially, the only way they can stay is if they have jobs, here in camp to pay off what they owe.

Lumpus: YES JOBS! Problem solved. (being happy)

Slinkman: Chef Mcmuesli I'm assigning Chip and Skip here to work for the mess hall.

Chef Mcmuesli: Oh alrighty then boys let's get to work you'll put these hair nets. So what I'd like for you guys to do is.

Skip: I saw a firetruck.

Lazlo: Greeting sirs. I’d like whatever delights the chefs are recomendding this afternoon.

Skip: What do you recommend?

(Chip fills all the tray from rice)

Skip: It needs something.

(Skip thinks what needs, meanwhile a fly dies by the insects killer and falls into the tray)

Skip: (to Chip) You’re a genius (although the dead fly do this).

Lazlo: Ugh... (walks backwards disgustedly)

Raj: I’m not hungry anymore.