"Are You There S.M.I.T.S? It's Me Samson" is a Camp Lazlo episode from season 3. In this episode, Samson believes he has upset S.M.I.T.S. (Scoutmaster in the Sky), thus being pelted by sports balls wherever he goes.
Plot[]
Samson believes that S.M.I.T.S. (Scoutmaster in the Sky) is angry at him because he was doing tai chi out of order and now S.M.I.T.S. is throwing balls at him. He decides to protect himself with pillows and it works, but then he becomes a bully. Come tomorrow, his pillow armor is gone and left out in the open, and when he finds all the campers (minus the Jelly Bean trio helping Chef McMuesli) armed with pillows and wanting revenge. Just before they can pelt Samson, a rain of balls hit them all, except Samson. At first Samson believes the curse was over, but was crushed by a giant ball.. Samson mutters that he deserved that. It's late revealed that the balls were the result of a factory conveyor belt malfunctioning.
Music[]
| ( ‣ ) Production music |
| ( • ) Original music |
| ( ◦ ) Camp Lazlo music |
‣ The Partisans Patrol - Malcolm Lockyer [Opening]
• Lazlo Sad Cello 1 - Andy Paley ["There goes Samson, the camp wimp!"]
‣ Harp Gliss 1 [#20] - Otto Sieben [Samson at the flag pole]
‣ Kinuta - Tadao Sawai [Samson does Tai Chi]
‣ Link (M) - Patricia Cory ["Was that the right sequence?"]
‣ Fatso 1 - Alan Wilson [Samson gets hit by a ball (High-pitched)]
‣ Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Samson wonders who threw the ball]
‣ Horror Shock - Kevin Hiatt ["S.M.I.T.S?"]
‣ Dinky Doo 1 - Keith Papworth [Samson keeps getting bit by a ball]
‣ Murder in Mind [#45] - Ronald Hanmer [Samson runs to his cabin]
‣ Did Anybody Spook 2 - Johnny Hawksworth [Samson gets hit by a ball again]
‣ Isle of Caprice 2 - Otto Sieben [Lazlo comes into the Fava cabin]
‣ Curious Cub - Patricia Cory [Samson hides under the bed]
‣ Happy Times - Keith Papworth [Samson mentions S.M.I.T.S to Lazlo]
• Cliff Hanger - Andy Paley [Balls hit the Fava cabin]
‣ The Dudes - Jack Trombey [The Jelly Beans leave]
‣ Dinky Doo 4 - Keith Papworth [Dust bunnies are under the bed]
‣ Cat Burglar - Patricia Cory [Samson looks at the Camp Store]
‣ Link (Y) - Patricia Cory ["Merciful Murp!"]
‣ Goodbye Rodney - Peter Winslow [Samson gets angry]
‣ Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [Samson has a pillow on his head]
‣ Drum Parade - Yankee Doodle - Larry Hochman [Samson comes out of his cabin with the pillow]
‣ Editor's Falling Over (F) - Dick Walter [A ball approaches Samson]
‣ Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [Samson didn't get hurt]
‣ Bugle Fanfare 1 - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin ["In your face, S.M.I.T.S!"]
‣ Editor's Falling Over (C) - Dick Walter [Samson gets hit]
‣ Link (V) - Patricia Cory [Samson groans]
‣ Victory Charge (B) - Barrie Hingley [Samson puts armor on]
‣ Quest for the Best 1 - David Reilly [Samson is protected from the balls]
‣ Adventure Fanfare 3 - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin ["Let's go, Jelly Beans! I need my nasal spray!"]
‣ Bear Cubs (A) - Walt Rockman ["Please quiet down!"]
‣ Dramatic Cue (B) - Ronald Hanmer [Samson catches a ball]
‣ Synchrostings - Part 11 - Trevor Duncan ["Game over!"]
‣ Ultimate Shocker - Kevin Hiatt [Samson doesn't want his nasal spray]
‣ Baby Elephant - Dick Walter [Edward comes]
‣ Link (T) - Patricia Cory [Samson stands up]
‣ Link (U) - Patricia Cory [Samson laughs at Edward]
‣ Buffalo Girls - Robert White [All the scouts push Samson]
‣ Finger of Suspicion 2 - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Samson gets back up again]
‣ Editor's Falling Over (E) - Dick Walter [Samson pushes the scouts]
‣ Plodding Along (A) - Dick Walter ["Did I give you permission to speak!?"]
• Bingo - Andy Paley [The Beans Scouts get frightened]
‣ Tympup (A) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Samson steals some scouts' seat]
‣ Dancing the Polka - Alfred Ralston [The scouts play dinner music]
‣ Mr. Plod - Pete Thomas [Samson bullies all the scouts]
‣ William Tell Overture - Gioacchino Rossini [Samson sleeping]
‣ Lovely Scenery (C) - Mladen Franko [Samson's armor is gone]
‣ Cold Sweat - John Scott [Samson looks for his armor]
‣ Anybody Home - Jack Trombey [Samson finds a pillow feather]
‣ Evil Alien Attack 2 [#19] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Samson sees the pillows outside]
‣ Persuasion - Johnny Hawksworth [Samson grabs the pillows]
‣ Psycho Band - Kevin Hiatt, Charles Blaker [Samson is surrounded by Bean Scouts]
‣ Tread Carefully - Keith Papworth [The Bean Scouts cock their pillows like guns]
‣ The Gunfighter - Franco Micalizzi, Roberto Predagio ["You're not going anywhere, pillow boy!"]
‣ Flop and Go (A) - John Fox [The scouts are all hit by balls]
‣ Link (C) - Patricia Cory [Samson stands up]
‣ Angelic Choir - Jim Rattigan [Samson thinks the curse is lifted]
‣ Tympup (A) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Samson gets hit by a huge ball]
• Polly Wolly Doodle - Andy Paley [Ending]
• Shave and a Haircut - Andy Paley [End sting]
Trivia[]
- This episode has the longest title in the show.
- Fourth time when Clam doesn't speak.
- Even though Chip/Skip wasn't wearing pants Samson still gave him a wedgie.
- The title is a parody of Are You There God? It's Me Margaret.
- This marks the second very time Scoutmaster Lumpus and Slinkman don't appear in this episode after Lazlo Loves a Parade.
- Samson appears naked for the third time in this episode.
- It is revealed that Samson knows how to practice Tai Chi Chuan (a famous Chinese martial art known for its light, calm and slow movements).
- We find out the scoutmaster in the sky is also called S.M.I.T.S. The scoutmaster in the sky was first mentioned in Over Cooked Beans by Lazlo.
- This is the second time we see the Camp Store. The first time was in No Beads, No Business.
- Running gag: Samson getting hit by balls wherever he goes.
- Goof: When Samson is under his bed, he has no clothes, mouth, legs, or arms.
Transcript[]
Click here to go on the Transcript of this episode.
Gallery[]
- Click here to go on Are You There S.M.I.T.S? It's Me Samson image gallery
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| Episode 1 Gone Fishin' (Sort of) |
Episode 2 Beans Are from Mars |
Episode 3 Snake Eyes |
Episode 4 Racing Slicks |
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| Episode 5 Lights Out |
Episode 6 Swimming Buddy |
Episode 7 Parasitic Pal |
Episode 8 It's No Picnic |
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| Episode 9 The Weakest Link |
Episode 10 Lumpy Treasure |
Episode 11 Tree Hugger |
Episode 12 Marshmallow Jones |
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| Episode 13 Dosey Doe |
Episode 14 Prodigious Clamus |
Episode 15 The Nothing Club |
Episode 16 Loogie Llama |
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| Episode 17 Float Trippers |
Episode 18 The Wig of Why |
Episode 19 Prickly Pining Dining |
Episode 20 Camp Kidney Stinks |
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| Episode 21 Slugfest |
Episode 22 Beans and Weenies |
Episode 23 Beans and Pranks |
Episode 24 Movie Night |
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| Episode 25 The Big Cheese |
Episode 26 Campers All Pull Pants |
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| Episode 1 Hallobeanies |
Episode 2 Meatman |
Episode 3 No Beads, No Business |
Episode 4 Miss Fru Fru |
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| Episode 5 Parent's Day |
Episode 6 Club Kidney-Ki |
Episode 7 Handy Helper |
Episode 8 Love Sick |
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| Episode 9 Hello Dolly |
Episode 10 Over Cooked Beans |
Episode 11 The Battle of Pimpleback Mountain |
Episode 12 Dead Bean Drop |
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| Episode 13 I've Never Bean in a Sub |
Episode 14 The Great Snipe Hunt |
Episode 15 Burpless Bean |
Episode 16 Slap Happy |
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| Episode 17 Snow Beans |
Episode 18 Irreconcilable Dungferences |
Episode 19 Mascot Madness |
Episode 20 Tomato Paste |
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| Episode 21 Camp Samson |
Episode 22 Beany Weenies |
Episode 23 There's No Place Like Gnome |
Episode 24 Hot Spring Fever |
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| Episode 1 7 Deadly Sandwiches |
Episode 2 The Big Weigh In |
Episode 3 Hard Days Samson |
Episode 4 Waiting for Edward |
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| Episode 5 Beans in Toyland |
Episode 6 Where's Clam |
Episode 7 Bowling for Dinosaurs |
Episode 8 Squirrel Seats |
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| Episode 9 Creepy Crawly Campy |
Episode 10 Sweet Dream Baby |
Episode 11 Dirt Nappers |
Episode 12 Spacemates |
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| Episode 13 Temper Tee Pee |
Episode 14 Lazlo Loves a Parade |
Episode 15 Are You There S.M.I.T.S? It's Me Samson |
Episode 16 Tusk Wizard |
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| Episode 17 Squirrel Scout Slinkman |
Episode 18 Bear-l-y a Vacation |
Episode 19 Radio Free Edward |
Episode 20 Valentine's Day |
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| Episode 21 A Job Well Dung |
Episode 22 The Bean Tree |
Episode 23 Taking Care of Gretchen |
Episode 24 Scoop of the Century |
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| Episode 25 Boxing Edward | |||
| Season 4 | |||
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| Episode 1 Strange Trout from Outer Space |
Episode 2 Cheese Orbs |
Episode 3 Hold It Lazlo |
Episode 4 Being Edward |
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| Episode 5 Award to the Wise |
Episode 6 Cave Chatter |
Episode 7 Ed's Benedict |
Episode 8 The Book of Slinkman |
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| Episode 9 Never Bean on the Map |
Episode 10 Harold and Raj |
Episode 11 Lumpus vs. the Volcano |
Episode 12 Nursemaster |
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| Episode 13 Dungs in Candyland |
Episode 14 Tour Wars |
Episode 15 Lazlo's First Crush |
Episode 16 Livin' La Vida Lumpus |
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| Episode 17 Samson's Mail Fraud |
Episode 18 The Haunted Coffee Table |
Episode 19 Friendward |
Episode 20 Camp Dinkey |
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| Episode 21 Doting Doe-Eyed Deerest |
Episode 22 Clown Camp |
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| Episode 1 Edward's Big Bag |
Episode 2 The List |
Episode 3 Camp Complain |
Episode 4 The Engagement |
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| Episode 5 Call Me Almondine |
Episode 6 Clam the Outlaw |
Episode 7 Penny for Your Dung |
Episode 8 Baby Bean |
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| Episode 9 Bad Luck Be a Camper Tonight |
Episode 10 Step Clam |
Episode 11 S Is for Crazy |
Episode 12 Samson Needs a Hug |
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| Episode 13 Wedding Bell Blues |
Episode 14 O Brother, Who Art Thou |
Episode 15 Peace Frog |
Episode 16 Lumpus' Last Stand |
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| Episode 1 Empty Nest |
Episode 2 The Eternal Flame |
Episode 3 Nudist Camp |
Episode 4 Hiccups |
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| Episode 5 Survival of the Lamest |
Episode 6 Marooned Maroons |
Episode 7 Tales from the Campfire |
Episode 8 Mail Dominance |
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| Episode 9 Outhouse on Haunted Hill |
Episode 10 Laid Off Lumpus |
Episode 11 My Brother's Eater |
Episode 12 Hair And Gone |
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| Episode 13 Mi Casa, Eew Casa |
Episode 14 The Amazing Race |
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