|Award to the Wise|
|Season 4, Episode 5|
|Air Date||June 13, 2007|
|Storyboard by||John Infantino|
|Written by||Kent Osborne and John Infantino Merriwether Williams, Steve Little, and Kent Osborne (story)|
|Directed by||Russell Calabrese|
|Being Edward||Cave Chatter|
Award to the Wise is the fifth episode of season four and the eighty-first episode on the series.
Lazlo wins an award, but the other Bean scouts grow jealous. Things go out of hand when Lazlo makes them awards out of toilet paper.
After Lazlo wins an award, all of the other campers start to feel bad about themselves so Lazlo starts giving everyone awards.
- When Raj asks Lazlo if he wants to pin the tail on the llama, Raj and Clam are holding Spitty, the llama from the episode, Loogie Llama.
- someone could have thawed him out but no one would care about him. something else could have happened though
- Fred told Samson that he used the final roll of toilet paper in camp, but there was some Samson was using for the toilet seat before Fred came out of another stall.
- The scouts continuously flush their awards down the toilet.
- Raj: (about the wood glue) Peww, Lazlo, that smells terrible.
- Lazlo: Really? I kinda like the smell of wood glue.
- Raj: What are you doing without that smelly wood glue anyway?
- Lazlo: I’m entering the Prickly Pines make a sculpture out of odd little twigs contest.
- Raj: Oh, hey, Let’s play thetherball.
- Lazlo: Thetherball? Finishing this sculpture is way too important for me than take a break and play thetherball.
- Raj: Okay Lazlo, (dismiss Lazlo in Spanish) Adiós.
- Lazlo: (laughs) Ha Ha. Spanish! (Thinks about the sculpture how could he do)
- Lazlo: Here you go, Sheldon (Hand Sheldon an award)
- Sheldon: Best performance from an incidental character. Wow, thanks Lazlo!
- Ping-Pong: Best Camper award!
- Dave: Favorite Camper award!
- Ping-Pong: I feel so good about myself.
- Dave: Me too! (Asks to his brother Ping-Pong) Would you hold mine until I go to the bathroom?
- Edward: (off-screen) HEY! (on-screen) (Edward thinks Ping-Pong got two awards, thought Dave asked him to hold that) HOW DID YOU GET TWO?
- Ping Pong: No. it’s not I was just...
- Edward: (annoyed) Saving for the judge. (to Chip and Skip) You two keep an eye on this one. (Walks so very annoyed) I’m gonna go tell Lazlo!
- Skip: (to Ping Pong) You make me sick! (Asks to Chip) There! Hold this for a second. (Continues scolding) NOW! (Skip is interrupted by an annoyed Edward)
- Edward: Hey! Now Skip has two awards!
- Chip: I'm Chip.
- Edward: Why does he get two?
- Lazlo: What do you think Raj?
- Raj: I think should ask nurse Leslie for Edward’s anger bag.
- Lazlo: Wait Raj, I think we solve this problem without Edward’s anger bag.
- Raj: (happily asks a question) Really?
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