Bad Clam is a song sung by Bean Scouts on the episode Clam the Outlaw During their gathering on the camp fire, Raj starts playing a guitar and along with his friends joined him, while Clam is out on the woods.


Now listen up fellah and I'll tell you a tale.
'Bout an outlaw rhino who belongs in the jail.
Name's clam.
Bad clam!
He lives in the hills so he wont get caught.
Cookin' up his beans in an old black pot.

[Lazlo and Raj]
Oh bad Clam

I'm no judge but I'll think you'll agree.
If you think he's bad now just wait till puberty!
Names Clam

[All the Campers]
Bad Clam
Bad Clam
Clam the Outlaw