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Beans and Weenies
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Season 1, Episode 22
Production Information
Air DateSeptember 5, 2005
Storyboard byAntonine Guilbaud
Written byKaz
Antonine Guilbaud
Directed byLindsey Pollard
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Beans and Weenies is the twenty-second episode of season one and the twenty-second episode on the series.

Synopsis

Lazlo, Raj and Clam become famous throughout camp for making outstanding hot dogs. But when egos get in the way, the Jelly Beans split up to pursue unsuccessful solo careers.




Plot

Either they're not healthy, or they don't know they're healthy.

Chef McMuesli sings a song about health. On a board, the word "tofurturs" changes to "torture". He shows them homeopathic garden weenies and the Bean Scouts almost vomit. He serves the food to them and the Bean Scouts have a hard time trying to eat their weenies. Lazlo pretends that his weenie is Saddlebag Sam and that he is trying to get back his tater tot mine. Raj plays along and Lazlo shoots a pea. It goes directly to the weenies and knocks them over. Since the Jelly Beans knocked the weenies over, Lumpus orders him to help make the weenies next week. Lazlo tries to roll the tofu, but he is not doing it right. Instead of hassling the grain, Raj pulverizes it. Clam is not doing his job right either. That makes Chef McMuesli very furious. So furious, that he leaves the Mess Hall, jumps on his hat, and drives away from Camp Kidney to Peru. Since Chef McMuesli isn't here, the Jelly Beans try to make hot dogs using the supplies they have. The Bean Scouts gather to the Mess Hall for another Hot Dog Monday. Samson is the first scout in line. In the kitchen, we see the Jelly Beans making hot dogs. Lazlo hands Samson a hot dog. Samson takes a bite out of the hot dog and tells everyone that it is way above average. Soon, the Bean Scouts in the Mess Hall try the hot dog and they like it, but Edward hasn't tried it yet. First, he smells the hot dog. Then, eats it. Edward exclaims that the hot dog is the best thing that he has ever had. Lazlo serves everyone another hot dog and they cheer for Hot Dog Mondays. The next Monday, the Jelly Beans make more hot dogs. Many Mondays pass and the Jelly Beans start to get very tired. Lazlo asks how Clam is doing and he shouts at them. The Jelly Beans start to argue with each other and throw food at each other. They postpone Hot Dog Mondays due to irreconcilable differences. In their cabin, Lazlo tries to talk things out with Raj and Clam, but they start to argue with each other again. The Bean Scouts are outside the Jelly Cabin and they ask questions including when they are going to have Hot Dog Mondays again. Lazlo treats Hot Dog Mondays like if it weren't a big deal and they start to complain. Lazlo tells them about friendship. Raj and Clam start to tell about how mustard and buns are great. Samson suggests that Lazlo, Raj, and Clam break up so that they can have three different Hot Dog Nights. Lazlo almost starts to cry. At the Mess Hall, it's Raj's turn to do the Mess Hall duty. Raj is serving his buns and Edward complains that the bun is just a bun. Others start to complain and comment about the lack of substance/a main event. Clam is serving his mystic mustard and Edward complains about how he expects them to just eat mustard. The Bean Scouts throw their plates of mustard at Clam. We find the Jelly Beans in a dumpster. Lazlo gets them to make a hot dog for themselves. On top of the Mess Hall's roof, the Jelly Beans are making a hot dog for themselves. The rest of the Bean Scouts smell the hot dog's aroma and they start going to the Mess Hall. Now they want hot dogs again, but how can they drive them away? The question is answered when Raj asks them about what hot dogs are made of and for a few seconds, they turn into food. They walk away and the Jelly Beans are about to eat their hot dogs, but they throw them away, after pondering the last few seconds. Raj asks, "What are we made of?" Clam answers, "Stuff." Raj asks again, "What kind of stuff." Clam responds, "Stuff, stuff." Lazlo adds, "You know, byproducts." Clam ends the episode by saying, "Old beef."

Trivia

  • In one scene when Lazlo, Raj, and Clam are on the roof a pig is seen chanting for more hotdogs (goof); although, he (like the other campers) probably didn't know what hot dogs were made of.
  • The first appearance of the camp chef, Chef McMuesli, voiced by Carlos Alazraqui (who also voices Lazlo and Clam).

Quotes

  • Clam: Stop Yellowing!
  • Raj: Everyone is loving my buns!
  • Lazlo: You have very nice buns Raj.
  • Raj: What are we made out of?
  • Clam: Stuff.
  • Raj: Stuff? What kind of stuff?
  • Clam: Stuff stuff.
  • Samson: (after Samson took a bite of the hot dog and his glasses break) Hey! This is way above average!
  • Raj: Hot dogs don't even need mustard! It is disgusting!!
  • Clam: Buns are disgusting!! And boring!!!
  • Raj: You think buns are BORING!?!?!
  • Raj: (after having mustard squirted up through his nose and out of his eyes) AHHHHH! My eyes!! (Off screen: My retains have disintegrated!)
  • Chip: (after seeing Clam squirt Raj with mustard) It's true. They do bathe in mustard.
  • Samson: Is it true that you sleep in three giant buns?
  • Raj: Does anyone even know what hot dogs are made of anyway?!
  • Chip: I suddenly feel like pizza, what about you?

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Camp Lazlo Episodes
Season 1
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Episode 1
Gone Fishin' (Sort of)
Episode 2
Beans Are from Mars
Episode 3
Snake Eyes
Episode 4
Racing Slicks
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Episode 5
Lights Out
Episode 6
Swimming Buddy
Episode 7
Parasitic Pal
Episode 8
It's No Picnic
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Episode 9
The Weakest Link
Episode 10
Lumpy Treasure
Episode 11
Tree Hugger
Episode 12
Marshmallow Jones
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Episode 13
Dosey Doe
Episode 14
Prodigious Clamus
Episode 15
The Nothing Club
Episode 16
Loogie Llama
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Episode 17
Float Trippers
Episode 18
The Wig of Why
Episode 19
Prickly Pining Dining
Episode 20
Camp Kidney Stinks
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Episode 21
Slugfest
Episode 22
Beans and Weenies
Episode 23
Beans and Pranks
Episode 24
Movie Night
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Episode 25
The Big Cheese
Episode 26
Campers All Pull Pants
Season 2
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Episode 1
Hallobeanies
Episode 2
Meatman
Episode 3
No Beads, No Business
Episode 4
Miss Fru Fru
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Episode 5
Parent's Day
Episode 6
Club Kidney-Ki
Episode 7
Handy Helper
Episode 8
Love Sick
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Episode 9
Hello Dolly
Episode 10
Over Cooked Beans
Episode 11
The Battle of Pimpleback Mountain
Episode 12
Dead Bean Drop
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Episode 13
I've Never Bean in a Sub
Episode 14
The Great Snipe Hunt
Episode 15
Burpless Bean
Episode 16
Slap Happy
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Episode 17
Snow Beans
Episode 18
Irreconcilable Dungferences
Episode 19
Mascot Madness
Episode 20
Tomato Paste
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Episode 21
Camp Samson
Episode 22
Beany Weenies
Episode 23
There's No Place Like Gnome
Episode 24
Hot Spring Fever
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Episode 25
Hello Summer, Goodbye Camp
Season 3
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Episode 1
7 Deadly Sandwiches
Episode 2
The Big Weigh In
Episode 3
Hard Days Samson
Episode 4
Waiting for Edward
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Episode 5
Beans in Toyland
Episode 6
Where's Clam
Episode 7
Bowling for Dinosaurs
Episode 8
Squirrel Seats
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Episode 9
Creepy Crawly Campy
Episode 10
Sweet Dream Baby
Episode 11
Dirt Nappers
Episode 12
Spacemates
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Episode 13
Temper Tee Pee
Episode 14
Lazlo Loves a Parade
Episode 15
Are You There S.M.I.T.S? It's Me Samson
Episode 16
Tusk Wizard
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Episode 17
Squirrel Scout Slinkman
Episode 18
Bear-l-y a Vacation
Episode 19
Radio Free Edward
Episode 20
Valentine's Day
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Episode 21
A Job Well Dung
Episode 22
The Bean Tree
Episode 23
Taking Care of Gretchen
Episode 24
Scoop of the Century
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Episode 25
Boxing Edward
Season 4
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Episode 1
Strange Trout from Outer Space
Episode 2
Cheese Orbs
Episode 3
Hold It Lazlo
Episode 4
Being Edward
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Episode 5
Award to the Wise
Episode 6
Cave Chatter
Episode 7
Ed's Benedict
Episode 8
The Book of Slinkman
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Episode 9
Never Bean on the Map
Episode 10
Harold and Raj
Episode 11
Lumpus vs. the Volcano
Episode 12
Nursemaster
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Episode 13
Dungs in Candyland
Episode 14
Tour Wars
Episode 15
Lazlo's First Crush
Episode 16
Livin' La Vida Lumpus
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Episode 17
Samson's Mail Fraud
Episode 18
The Haunted Coffee Table
Episode 19
Friendward
Episode 20
Camp Dinkey
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Episode 21
Doting Doe-Eyed Deerest
Episode 22
Clown Camp
Season 5
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Episode 1
Edward's Big Bag
Episode 2
The List
Episode 3
Camp Complain
Episode 4
The Engagement
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Episode 5
Call Me Almondine
Episode 6
Clam the Outlaw
Episode 7
Penny for Your Dung
Episode 8
Baby Bean
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Episode 9
Bad Luck Be a Camper Tonight
Episode 10
Step Clam
Episode 11
S Is for Crazy
Episode 12
Samson Needs a Hug
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Wedding Bell Blues
Episode 14
O Brother, Who Art Thou
Episode 15
Peace Frog
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Lumpus's Last Stand