- By the wondrous Leaky waters,
- And Great Mount White Head,
- Stands the pretty good Camp Kidney,
- Not too bad, all said!
- Not the cleanest, not the smartest,
- Not the best are we,
- Proud to be the second best camp,
- Here on Lake Leakey!
- Give us flea infested blankets,
- Cabins that are old,
- Loudspeakers that park and garble,
- Showers full of mold! (Hi, showers!)
- Healthy food and giant head lice,
- They will never break
- The spirit of our Kidney Campers
- Here on Leaky Lake!
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