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Camp Kidney Anthem is the Camp Kidney alma mater song from episode Hello Summer, Goodbye Camp. It was sung by Bean Scouts, and Slinkman while they are on their way back to Camp Kidney.

Lyrics[]

Camp Kidney Anthem
Episode Hello Summer, Goodbye Camp
Character(s) Bean Scouts, and Slinkman
Episode Transcript Hello Summer, Goodbye Camp
By the wondrous Leaky waters,
And Great Mount White Head,
Stands the pretty good Camp Kidney,
Not too bad, all said!
Not the cleanest, not the smartest,
Not the best are we,
But!
Proud to be the second best camp,
Here on Lake Leaky!
Give us flea infested blankets,
Cabins that are old,
Loudspeakers that pop and garble,
Showers full of mold! (Hi, showers!)
Healthy food and giant head lice,
They will never break
The spirit of our Kidney Campers
Here on Leaky Lake!

Trivia[]

  • The song's rhythm is a parody of Cornell University's alma mater "Far Above Cayuga's Waters" with its lyrics changed to match Camp Kidney descriptions.
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