"Camp Kidney Stinks" is a Camp Lazlo episode from season 1. In this episode, the entire camp is rolling in stinkweed, much to Samson's dismay. After a visit from the smell fairy, Samson comes to admire the wonderful stench.
Plot[]
We find the Jelly Beans walking in Camp Kidney when they smell something horrible. Clam remembers the smell and so do Lazlo and Raj. They realize that the smell is coming from stinkweed and they run over to a stinkweed patch. Dave and Ping-Pong are walking when they smell stinkweed. Suddenly, the Bean Scouts go over to the stinkweed patch. Samson tells them that they have to lather, rinse, and repeat when they are taking a shower. He smells the Jelly Beans and notices that they smell really bad, but they tell him that they don't smell bad and they rolled around in stinkweed. Samson wonders why they want to do that and Lazlo tries to encourage him to roll around in stinkweed. He won't try it because he can't handle anything that is not clean. Samson smells something and notices that the whole camp smells bad all because of stinkweed. He runs away and Jelly Beans decide to teach him how to love the stinky.
When Samson is cleaning his cabin with a vacuum, someone rings the door bell. He opens it and finds a box with a card on it. Samson reads the card. It is congratulating Samson and he opens the box up. It is full of stinkweed and he runs to the showers to clean himself. Now, Samson is cleaning his cabin with air freshener and decides to go outside, but he falls in a garbage can and Lazlo asks him, "Are you stinky now?" Samson screams and runs over to the showers again.
At the Mess Hall, Samson is just about to eat his lunch when he panics. "Is there something wrong?" Lazlo asks Samson. Samson notices him and tells him that three peas got mixed up with his mashed potatoes and Lazlo decides to cure that by shouting "FOOD FIGHT!" as he throws the mashed potatoes and peas at Skip to start a food fight. Skip hits Chip with his food, and most of the Bean Scouts in the Mess Hall started launching food at each other. Samson starts to walk out of the Mess Hall, being careful not to get covered in filth. He made it with out getting dirt and puts on his hat, but food falls all over him. Once again, he runs over to the showers.
The Jelly Beans try to convince Chip and Skip to make Samson to be stinky, but they can't do it. Wait, there's someone else that can do the job and that's Cousin Stinkbug. Cousin Stinkbug goes into Samson's cabin and falls on him while he's sleeping. Samson wakes up, screams, and turns the tables on Cousin Stinkbug and made him cleaner. Now, Cousin Stinkbug is thinking on going to Sunday school.
Lazlo finds that Samson is leaving and asks him, "Where are you going?" It turns out that Samson is going to the forest where it's fresh and clean and Lazlo tries to persuade him not to leave Camp Kidney, but fails. But Lazlo was stayed with his crackers.
Samson is walking in the forest where there are many trees and flowers surrounding him. He goes on the Rinsing Rainbow and grabs some soap. Now, he is in a soap bubble and the Sun compliments him about being the cleanest Bean Scout. He lands on giant towels, but it is really only a bush.
Samson goes over to a log, cleans it, and sits on it. A squirrel comes by and jumps on Samson's lap. He pets her and gets worms and other bugs on his hand and his shirt. The episode shows that the germs looked like Lazlo. Samson goes to a river and washes off his shirt. When he takes his shirt out of the river, he finds that there are hairs on his shirt that were coming from Lumpus bathing in the river (presumably from his intolerance towards the smelly campers). Samson puts his shirt back on, but the shirt is making Samson itchy. Then, wind blows mud on his glasses. He lies on the ground and wonders why he was cursed with his sensitive nose and he thinks that Lazlo is having a good time over at Camp Kidney and it turns out he's not having a good time.
Raj and Clam come over. Raj wants him to go dumpster diving again while Clam wants him to eat an onion, but Lazlo doesn't want to because Samson is not at camp. Raj has an idea that the only way to bring Samson back to camp is to take a shower. Lazlo tells Raj to tell everyone to meet him at the showers at 3:00.
Although it's 3:00, no one is at the showers except Lazlo. He calls them to get out of the bushes. They can't take a shower because they've gone too far and they can't go back to being clean now. Lazlo takes a shower anyways and tells them they are going to miss the fun. He comes out of the showers and he's glowing. Lazlo turns his head side to side and rubs his arms. He does other movements to squeak. The Bean Scouts are jealous, so they go take a shower as well.
Samson is on the ground and says things about how he misses Camp Kidney and the Bean Scouts and how his eyes are burning up. He sees stinkweed and decides to jump into the patch. It's so stinky, that he is now frozen. Odoriferous, the smell fairy shows up and rewards him with a new nose and take away his fear of filth. With his magic wand, Odoriferous gives a new nose. Samson is now running to Camp Kidney, but where is everyone? They are coming to Samson and they are squeaky clean. Lazlo notices his new nose, but Samson smells bad, so the Bean Scouts run away from him. Chip and Skip don't think he smells bad because they don't have noses and they walk away. They talk about getting a new nose and Samson says, "Merp."
Music[]
| ( ‣ ) Production music |
| ( • ) Original music |
| ( ◦ ) Camp Lazlo music |
• Bingo - Andy Paley [Opening]
‣ Pantomime Solo - Ron Ronsted [A stench creeps up behind Lazlo]
‣ Mr. Duck Himself - Ron Ronsted ["What is that horrible smell?"]
‣ Sneaking Pussy - Ron Ronsted [Lazlo and Clam remember the smell]
‣ Upward Glide - Eric Allen ["It's..."]
‣ Miss McCloud's Reel [#4] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin ["...stinkweed!"]
‣ Link (A) - Patricia Cory [Dave and Ping Pong walk by]
‣ Miss McCloud's Reel [#4] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Bean Scouts run to play in stinkweed]
‣ Did Anybody Spook 2 - Johnny Hawksworth [Samson smells The Jelly Beans]
‣ Mud - Ron Aspery ["No we don't!"]
‣ Tread Carefully - Keith Papworth [Everyone rolled around in stinkweed]
‣ Panto Intro [#56] - David Farnon [Samson runs away]
‣ Heroes Return - Larry Hochman [Lazlo wants to get Samson stinky]
‣ Turkey Trot - John Longmire [Samson cleaning his cabin]
‣ Link (Y) - Patricia Cory ["You stink?"]
‣ Link (Q) - Patricia Cory [Samson runs out of his cabin]
‣ Sliding Down [#68] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Samson runs into the shower cabin]
‣ Link (V) - Patricia Cory [Samson showers (Low-Pitched)]
‣ Turkey Trot - John Longmire [Samson cleans his house more (High-Pitched)]
‣ Psycho Band - Kevin Hiatt, Charles Blaker [Samson showers again]
• Bingo - Andy Paley [At the Mess Hall]
‣ Shock Stinger [#86] - Kevin Hiatt, Charles Blaker [Samson has peas in his mashed potatoes]
‣ Mud Bathing - Otto Sieben, John Charles Fiddy [Samson tells Lazlo about his problem]
‣ Hillbilly Chicken - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [The Bean Scouts have a food fight]
‣ Psycho Band - Kevin Hiatt, Charles Blaker [Samson showers once again]
‣ Bear Cubs (A) - Walt Rockman [Jelly Beans ask Chip and Skip for help]
‣ Fatso 2 - Alan Wilson ["I heard every word!"]
‣ Fishin [#27] - Martyn Laight, Cary Beare [Samson goes to sleep]
‣ Synchrostings - Part 5 - Trevor Duncan [Cousin Stinkbug falls down onto Samson]
‣ Rotten Row - Walter Stott [Samson cleaned Cousin Stinkbug]
‣ Comic Capers 5 - Keith Papworth [Samson leaving]
‣ Wah Wah (A) - Keith Papworth ["You've already turned Camp Kidney into a cesspool!"]
‣ Link (R) - Patricia Cory ["I just wanna stay clean!"]
‣ House on the Prairie [#55] - Harry Bluestone [Samson enjoying a nice clean life]
‣ Harp Gliss 1 [#20] - Otto Sieben ["The Rinsing Rainbow!"]
‣ The Dream Lives On - Joe Harnell [Samson travels by the Rinsing Rainbow]
‣ Harp Gliss 1 [#20] - Otto Sieben [Samson's bubble pops]
‣ Buffalo Billy - Patricia Cory [Samson sees a squirrel (High-Pitched)]
‣ House of Horror [#10.05] - William Farran [Samson gets covered in muck]
‣ The Petulant Penguin - Dennis Farnon [Samson cleaning his shirt]
‣ Horribly Drunk - David Farnon [Samson deflates]
‣ Fishin [#27] - Martyn Laight, Cary Beare [Lazlo is sad]
‣ Buffalo Girls - Robert White ["Raj! That’s it!"]
‣ Curious Cub - Patricia Cory [Everyone is in the bushes]
‣ Appalachian Banjo Duel - Larry Hochman ["Okay. Have it your way!"]
‣ Bratwurst Polka (A) - Lars Kurz, H C Mylla [Lazlo taking a shower]
‣ Liberty - Mr. Camboso, Odis Palmer [Lazlo is all clean]
• Bingo - Andy Paley ["Who does he think he is, squeaking like that?"]
‣ Home on the Range - Saul Broudy, Zan Mc Leod [Samson crying]
‣ Mr. Duck Himself - Ron Ronsted [Samson sees a stinkweed]
‣ Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Samson is about to jump in the stinkweed]
‣ Comedy Cuts - Johnny Hawksworth [Samson can’t take it]
‣ Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter ["Lazlo? Is that you?"]
‣ Where Dreams Come True (B) - Jim Rattigan [Odoriferous the Smell Fairy appears]
‣ Magical Wish - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin ["Ready?"]
‣ Magical Effect (F) - Paddy Kingsland [Samson gets a new nose]
‣ Men of the Sea - Peter Hope ["I'm back!"]
‣ Liberty - Mr. Camboso, Odis Palmer [Everyone is clean]
• Clouds Are Rolling Away (v2) - Andy Paley [Ending]
Trivia[]
- Stinkweed is another name for tobacco.
- After Samson returns to Camp Kidney, after the music ends, a Lemming is Purple
- After Samson was saying he would get dirty for Lazlo, all the dirt just falls off his body.
- The blossoms of the Stinkweed are shaped like feet.
- When Samson got his mash potatoes and peas there were 5 peas in the mash potatoes. However, when Lazlo asks Samson what was wrong, he said there were 3 peas in his mash potatoes.
- Running gag(s): Samson running to the shower every time he gets dirty.
- Lazlo and everyone trying to get Samson dirty.
- Samson asking the Smell Fairy to be his friend, which the fairy declines each time.
- Samson is shown naked in this episode.
- Samson is very obsessed with cleanliness because of his sensitive nose.
- Clam refers to himself in a third-person perspective in Camp Kidney Stinks when he said, "Clam remember (the) smell."
- Edward is seen but has no lines in both episodes.
Quotes[]
- Clam: Lather.
- Lazlo: Rinse.
- Raj: Repeat.
- Clam: (Sniffs) Clam remember smell.
- Bean Scouts: SQUEAKY CLEAN!!!
- Clam: That's my pal!
Transcript[]
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Gallery[]
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| Episode 1 Gone Fishin' (Sort of) |
Episode 2 Beans Are from Mars |
Episode 3 Snake Eyes |
Episode 4 Racing Slicks |
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| Episode 5 Lights Out |
Episode 6 Swimming Buddy |
Episode 7 Parasitic Pal |
Episode 8 It's No Picnic |
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| Episode 9 The Weakest Link |
Episode 10 Lumpy Treasure |
Episode 11 Tree Hugger |
Episode 12 Marshmallow Jones |
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| Episode 13 Dosey Doe |
Episode 14 Prodigious Clamus |
Episode 15 The Nothing Club |
Episode 16 Loogie Llama |
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| Episode 17 Float Trippers |
Episode 18 The Wig of Why |
Episode 19 Prickly Pining Dining |
Episode 20 Camp Kidney Stinks |
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| Episode 21 Slugfest |
Episode 22 Beans and Weenies |
Episode 23 Beans and Pranks |
Episode 24 Movie Night |
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| Episode 25 The Big Cheese |
Episode 26 Campers All Pull Pants |
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| Episode 1 Hallobeanies |
Episode 2 Meatman |
Episode 3 No Beads, No Business |
Episode 4 Miss Fru Fru |
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| Episode 5 Parent's Day |
Episode 6 Club Kidney-Ki |
Episode 7 Handy Helper |
Episode 8 Love Sick |
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| Episode 9 Hello Dolly |
Episode 10 Over Cooked Beans |
Episode 11 The Battle of Pimpleback Mountain |
Episode 12 Dead Bean Drop |
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| Episode 13 I've Never Bean in a Sub |
Episode 14 The Great Snipe Hunt |
Episode 15 Burpless Bean |
Episode 16 Slap Happy |
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| Episode 17 Snow Beans |
Episode 18 Irreconcilable Dungferences |
Episode 19 Mascot Madness |
Episode 20 Tomato Paste |
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| Episode 21 Camp Samson |
Episode 22 Beany Weenies |
Episode 23 There's No Place Like Gnome |
Episode 24 Hot Spring Fever |
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| Episode 25 Hello Summer, Goodbye Camp | |||
| Season 3 | |||
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| Episode 1 7 Deadly Sandwiches |
Episode 2 The Big Weigh In |
Episode 3 Hard Days Samson |
Episode 4 Waiting for Edward |
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| Episode 5 Beans in Toyland |
Episode 6 Where's Clam |
Episode 7 Bowling for Dinosaurs |
Episode 8 Squirrel Seats |
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| Episode 9 Creepy Crawly Campy |
Episode 10 Sweet Dream Baby |
Episode 11 Dirt Nappers |
Episode 12 Spacemates |
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| Episode 13 Temper Tee Pee |
Episode 14 Lazlo Loves a Parade |
Episode 15 Are You There S.M.I.T.S? It's Me Samson |
Episode 16 Tusk Wizard |
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| Episode 17 Squirrel Scout Slinkman |
Episode 18 Bear-l-y a Vacation |
Episode 19 Radio Free Edward |
Episode 20 Valentine's Day |
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| Episode 21 A Job Well Dung |
Episode 22 The Bean Tree |
Episode 23 Taking Care of Gretchen |
Episode 24 Scoop of the Century |
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| Episode 25 Boxing Edward | |||
| Season 4 | |||
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| Episode 1 Strange Trout from Outer Space |
Episode 2 Cheese Orbs |
Episode 3 Hold It Lazlo |
Episode 4 Being Edward |
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| Episode 5 Award to the Wise |
Episode 6 Cave Chatter |
Episode 7 Ed's Benedict |
Episode 8 The Book of Slinkman |
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| Episode 9 Never Bean on the Map |
Episode 10 Harold and Raj |
Episode 11 Lumpus vs. the Volcano |
Episode 12 Nursemaster |
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| Episode 13 Dungs in Candyland |
Episode 14 Tour Wars |
Episode 15 Lazlo's First Crush |
Episode 16 Livin' La Vida Lumpus |
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| Episode 17 Samson's Mail Fraud |
Episode 18 The Haunted Coffee Table |
Episode 19 Friendward |
Episode 20 Camp Dinkey |
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| Episode 21 Doting Doe-Eyed Deerest |
Episode 22 Clown Camp |
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| Episode 1 Edward's Big Bag |
Episode 2 The List |
Episode 3 Camp Complain |
Episode 4 The Engagement |
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| Episode 5 Call Me Almondine |
Episode 6 Clam the Outlaw |
Episode 7 Penny for Your Dung |
Episode 8 Baby Bean |
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| Episode 9 Bad Luck Be a Camper Tonight |
Episode 10 Step Clam |
Episode 11 S Is for Crazy |
Episode 12 Samson Needs a Hug |
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| Episode 13 Wedding Bell Blues |
Episode 14 O Brother, Who Art Thou |
Episode 15 Peace Frog |
Episode 16 Lumpus' Last Stand |
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| Episode 1 Empty Nest |
Episode 2 The Eternal Flame |
Episode 3 Nudist Camp |
Episode 4 Hiccups |
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| Episode 5 Survival of the Lamest |
Episode 6 Marooned Maroons |
Episode 7 Tales from the Campfire |
Episode 8 Mail Dominance |
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| Episode 9 Outhouse on Haunted Hill |
Episode 10 Laid Off Lumpus |
Episode 11 My Brother's Eater |
Episode 12 Hair And Gone |
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| Episode 13 Mi Casa, Eew Casa |
Episode 14 The Amazing Race |
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