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"Club Kidney-Ki" is a Camp Lazlo episode from season 2. In this episode, Scoutmaster Lumpus can't stand the fact that Slinkman is under doctor's orders to take a vacation, so Lumpus decorates Camp Kidney Hawaiian-style, hoping to fool Slinkman.

Plot[]

In Camp Kidney Beach, Lumpus is looking at magazine covers, and they are boring until he finds a postcard saying that Slinkman has to revive himself to Hawaii. Lumpus thinks that Camp Kidney has everything Hawaii's got.

Slinkman looks terrible (the stubble and red sore eyes) and the campers are playing volleyball. Chip does a move he learned from Denmark, sending Slinkman to Nurse Leslie, making him say "Slinkman, you look terrible!".

However, everything Slinkman can see and hear is Camp Kidney (his heartbeat even says "Camp Kidney, Camp Kidney"). The nurse orders Slinkman to take a vacation. However, Lumpus doesn't want him to go. So Lumpus takes Slinkman to Hawaii but in fact takes him back directly to the "CAMP KIDNEY" gate. Slinkman sees he's still in Camp Kidney. Lumpus tells him that it's actually Club Kidney-Ki, a place in Hawaii.

In the morning, Slinkman wakes up with his word "Aloha Hawaii!" He sees his room. Slinkman tells Lumpus that he thinks he's still in Camp Kidney. Slinkman sees Samson through the window, however Lumpus tells Slinkman it's not Samson, it's a fellow resort guest and there's Hawaiian stuff. Slinkman goes to the beach and finds that no one is running the activities.

Slinkman decides to appoint himself as the activity director. Slinkman and the campers do the activities but in snorkeling, Slinkman sees that the lake looks all like Leakey Lake. During surfing, Skip's burp summons a tsunami and the campers and Slinkman surf it. Slinkman gets a vision that Camp Kidney is Hawaii (yet, everything Slinkman can see and hear is Hawaii).

At night, Lumpus is awakened by Slinkman. Chip and Skip do a hula dance. However, Lumpus is dressed up as a hula dancer and fed up he tells Slinkman that he lied and they're still in Camp Kidney. But Slinkman thinks Lumpus is being delusional. Lumpus asks Lazlo and Raj and and they playfully say they're in Hawaii. This gives Lumpus a mental breakdown to think he was in Hawaii all the time. Slinkman says that the vacation is over, and takes Lumpus to the nurse's office (presuming Leslie will correct their minds).

Music[]

 ) Production music
 ) Original music
 ) Camp Lazlo music

  The Long and Dusty Trail - Andy Paley [Opening]
  Tympup (A) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Lumpus sees Slinkman's Hawaii flyer]
  Hawaiian Link (A) - Richard Myhill [Lumpus reads the flyer]
  Bottle 99 Accord Tuba - Andy Paley [Slinkman is exhausted]
  Nick & Nora - John Cacavas [Slinkman lands in the hospital]
  Waddle Cop - David Farnon ["What is this, Slinkman?" (High-Pitched)]
  Burglar Bill [#7.02] - Andrew Hall [Lumpus tricks Slinkman into thinking they are going to Hawaii]
  Goldrush Fever [#24] - Chris Franklin, Paul Bishop [They drive back around to Camp Kidney]
  Curious Cub - Patricia Cory ["But Sir, this is the camp's gate..."]
  Hawaiian Calypso - Jo Wetter ["It says 'Club Kidney-Ki'!"]
  Glissando (G) - Skaila Kanga, Richard Myhill [The next morning]
  Flute Link (C) - Richard Myhill [Slinkman wakes up]
  Flute Link (E) - Richard Myhill [Plays at the same time as "Flute Link (C)"]
  Link (W) - Patricia Cory [Slinkman realizes he is still at Camp Kidney]
  Hawaiian Beach - Peter Dennis ["Good morning, Slinkman!"]
  Cripple Creek - Jack Jezioro ["Sir, I think we're still at Camp Kidney..."]
  ? - ? [Lumpus tries to make Slinkman think that Camp Kidney is Hawaii]
  Anybody Home - Jack Trombey [Slinkman sees Samson]
  Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [Lumpus gives Slinkman the list of chores]
  Clouds Are Rolling Away (v3) - Andy Paley [Slinkman talks with Lazlo]
  Comedy Cut 10 - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin ["Sir, I don’t like it here..."]
  Comedy Cut 10 [#16.02] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin ["Now go have fun!"]
  John Jacob Surf - Andy Paley [Slinkman plays volleyball]
  ? - ? [Slinkman and the Jelly Beans win]
  Surf's Up! (A) - Jerry Burnham, Wayne Cook ["Let's hit the water-skiing!"]
  Surfer Baby (B) - Jerry Burnham [Water skiing]
  Surfer Baby (D) - Jerry Burnham [Slinkman and Lazlo swimming with snorkels]
  Surf's Up! (A) - Jerry Burnham, Wayne Cook [Slinkman goes back underwater]
  Surfer Baby (B) - Jerry Burnham [The scouts and Slinkman waiting for waves (High-Pitched)]
  ? - ? [Slinkman sees Hawaii from the wave]
  ? - ? [After Slinkman throws water onto Lumpus]
  Tahitian Drums (B) - Kapono Beamer ["Aloha!"]
  ? - ? [The Club Kidney-Ki Luau Extravaganza begins]
  Stand-Up Comic (C) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy ["What exit?"]
  Tahitian Drums 2 - Kapono Beamer [Chip and Skip do a Hawaiian dance]
  Hawaiian Link (A) - Richard Myhill [Lumpus gets burned by hot coal]
  Maui Girl - Harry Bluestone [Lumpus gets out of the lake]
  Slipping into Madness - Andy Paley ["You want me to blow your mind!?"]
  Cliff Hanger - Andy Paley [Lumpus confesses]
  Hawaiian Beach - Peter Dennis [Ending]
  Shave and a Haircut - Andy Paley [End sting]

Trivia[]

General[]

  • When Lazlo remarks, "I don't know where I'm gonna go when the volcano blows!" This is a quote from the Jimmy Buffett song "Volcano".
  • Samson gets hit with a volleyball again like in the episode "The Wig of Why".

Production Note[]

  • Joe Murray said in an interview that when he brainstormed to determine the song for a luau scene, he could not select a song. According to Murray when he came to his house and heard his daughter sing "The Hokey Pokey", he created the song "The Hula Pokey" and "made-up stuff about throwing poi". Murray said that he decided to use the ideas when he saw his daughter laugh.

Goofs[]

  • When Slinkman hits the volleyball in slow motion, his mouth doesn't move from what he says.
  • On the background, when the Beans are playing volleyball in the scene after Slinkman talks to Lazlo and goes to Scoutmaster Lumpus, you see that it skips a small part in which Lazlo gets the volleyball and hits it.
  • In the nurse's office when the nurse told Slinkman to look at the eye chart it read NSEK on the top, DMCA in the second row, PYIQ on the third row and VERI on the fourth row. Then in the next scene it had an E on the top, KP on the second row, NAY on the third row and DMCI on the fourth row.
  • In one scene when Edward said "Did any one bring a ball?" if you look closely at Lazlo his ears disappear.

Quotes[]

  • Clam: Poi. Call me Poi.
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  • Slinkman: Oh, doesn't he look tropical? Hula boys, bestow the traditional lei.
  • Chip and Skip: Hukilau, hukilau. Chugga chugga pow. We bring gifts from Pele, goddess of flame to whiny haole oh, so lame.
  • Lumpus: "Haole"?
  • Chip and Skip: (Place the leis on Lumpus) First come leis to ease your pain.

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  • Slinkman: Come on, scoutmaster! Blow our minds!
  • Lumpus: You want me to blow your mind? Because I'll blow your mind! I LIED!!!!! You're not in Hawaii! You're in Camp Kidney! There are the cabins! There is the mess hall! And there are the stinky latrines! What do you think of that?!

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  • Lumpus: "You do the Hula Pokey, and throw the Poi around."

Transcript[]

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Gallery[]

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