"Club Kidney-Ki" is a Camp Lazlo episode from season 2. In this episode, Scoutmaster Lumpus can't stand the fact that Slinkman is under doctor's orders to take a vacation, so Lumpus decorates Camp Kidney Hawaiian-style, hoping to fool Slinkman.
Plot[]
In Camp Kidney Beach, Lumpus is looking at magazine covers, and they are boring until he finds a postcard saying that Slinkman has to revive himself to Hawaii. Lumpus thinks that Camp Kidney has everything Hawaii's got.
Slinkman looks terrible (the stubble and red sore eyes) and the campers are playing volleyball. Chip does a move he learned from Denmark, sending Slinkman to Nurse Leslie, making him say "Slinkman, you look terrible!".
However, everything Slinkman can see and hear is Camp Kidney (his heartbeat even says "Camp Kidney, Camp Kidney"). The nurse orders Slinkman to take a vacation. However, Lumpus doesn't want him to go. So Lumpus takes Slinkman to Hawaii but in fact takes him back directly to the "CAMP KIDNEY" gate. Slinkman sees he's still in Camp Kidney. Lumpus tells him that it's actually Club Kidney-Ki, a place in Hawaii.
In the morning, Slinkman wakes up with his word "Aloha Hawaii!" He sees his room. Slinkman tells Lumpus that he thinks he's still in Camp Kidney. Slinkman sees Samson through the window, however Lumpus tells Slinkman it's not Samson, it's a fellow resort guest and there's Hawaiian stuff. Slinkman goes to the beach and finds that no one is running the activities.
Slinkman decides to appoint himself as the activity director. Slinkman and the campers do the activities but in snorkeling, Slinkman sees that the lake looks all like Leakey Lake. During surfing, Skip's burp summons a tsunami and the campers and Slinkman surf it. Slinkman gets a vision that Camp Kidney is Hawaii (yet, everything Slinkman can see and hear is Hawaii).
At night, Lumpus is awakened by Slinkman. Chip and Skip do a hula dance. However, Lumpus is dressed up as a hula dancer and fed up he tells Slinkman that he lied and they're still in Camp Kidney. But Slinkman thinks Lumpus is being delusional. Lumpus asks Lazlo and Raj and and they playfully say they're in Hawaii. This gives Lumpus a mental breakdown to think he was in Hawaii all the time. Slinkman says that the vacation is over, and takes Lumpus to the nurse's office (presuming Leslie will correct their minds).
Music[]
| ( ‣ ) Production music |
| ( • ) Original music |
| ( ◦ ) Camp Lazlo music |
• The Long and Dusty Trail - Andy Paley [Opening]
‣ Tympup (A) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Lumpus sees Slinkman's Hawaii flyer]
‣ Hawaiian Link (A) - Richard Myhill [Lumpus reads the flyer]
• Bottle 99 Accord Tuba - Andy Paley [Slinkman is exhausted]
‣ Nick & Nora - John Cacavas [Slinkman lands in the hospital]
‣ Waddle Cop - David Farnon ["What is this, Slinkman?" (High-Pitched)]
‣ Burglar Bill [#7.02] - Andrew Hall [Lumpus tricks Slinkman into thinking they are going to Hawaii]
‣ Goldrush Fever [#24] - Chris Franklin, Paul Bishop [They drive back around to Camp Kidney]
‣ Curious Cub - Patricia Cory ["But Sir, this is the camp's gate..."]
‣ Hawaiian Calypso - Jo Wetter ["It says 'Club Kidney-Ki'!"]
‣ Glissando (G) - Skaila Kanga, Richard Myhill [The next morning]
‣ Flute Link (C) - Richard Myhill [Slinkman wakes up]
‣ Flute Link (E) - Richard Myhill [Plays at the same time as "Flute Link (C)"]
‣ Link (W) - Patricia Cory [Slinkman realizes he is still at Camp Kidney]
‣ Hawaiian Beach - Peter Dennis ["Good morning, Slinkman!"]
‣ Cripple Creek - Jack Jezioro ["Sir, I think we're still at Camp Kidney..."]
‣ ? - ? [Lumpus tries to make Slinkman think that Camp Kidney is Hawaii]
‣ Anybody Home - Jack Trombey [Slinkman sees Samson]
‣ Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [Lumpus gives Slinkman the list of chores]
• Clouds Are Rolling Away (v3) - Andy Paley [Slinkman talks with Lazlo]
‣ Comedy Cut 10 - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin ["Sir, I don’t like it here..."]
‣ Comedy Cut 10 [#16.02] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin ["Now go have fun!"]
• John Jacob Surf - Andy Paley [Slinkman plays volleyball]
‣ ? - ? [Slinkman and the Jelly Beans win]
‣ Surf's Up! (A) - Jerry Burnham, Wayne Cook ["Let's hit the water-skiing!"]
‣ Surfer Baby (B) - Jerry Burnham [Water skiing]
‣ Surfer Baby (D) - Jerry Burnham [Slinkman and Lazlo swimming with snorkels]
‣ Surf's Up! (A) - Jerry Burnham, Wayne Cook [Slinkman goes back underwater]
‣ Surfer Baby (B) - Jerry Burnham [The scouts and Slinkman waiting for waves (High-Pitched)]
‣ ? - ? [Slinkman sees Hawaii from the wave]
‣ ? - ? [After Slinkman throws water onto Lumpus]
‣ Tahitian Drums (B) - Kapono Beamer ["Aloha!"]
‣ ? - ? [The Club Kidney-Ki Luau Extravaganza begins]
‣ Stand-Up Comic (C) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy ["What exit?"]
‣ Tahitian Drums 2 - Kapono Beamer [Chip and Skip do a Hawaiian dance]
‣ Hawaiian Link (A) - Richard Myhill [Lumpus gets burned by hot coal]
‣ Maui Girl - Harry Bluestone [Lumpus gets out of the lake]
• Slipping into Madness - Andy Paley ["You want me to blow your mind!?"]
• Cliff Hanger - Andy Paley [Lumpus confesses]
‣ Hawaiian Beach - Peter Dennis [Ending]
• Shave and a Haircut - Andy Paley [End sting]
Trivia[]
General[]
- When Lazlo remarks, "I don't know where I'm gonna go when the volcano blows!" This is a quote from the Jimmy Buffett song "Volcano".
- Samson gets hit with a volleyball again like in the episode "The Wig of Why".
Production Note[]
- Joe Murray said in an interview that when he brainstormed to determine the song for a luau scene, he could not select a song. According to Murray when he came to his house and heard his daughter sing "The Hokey Pokey", he created the song "The Hula Pokey" and "made-up stuff about throwing poi". Murray said that he decided to use the ideas when he saw his daughter laugh.
Goofs[]
- When Slinkman hits the volleyball in slow motion, his mouth doesn't move from what he says.
- On the background, when the Beans are playing volleyball in the scene after Slinkman talks to Lazlo and goes to Scoutmaster Lumpus, you see that it skips a small part in which Lazlo gets the volleyball and hits it.
- In the nurse's office when the nurse told Slinkman to look at the eye chart it read NSEK on the top, DMCA in the second row, PYIQ on the third row and VERI on the fourth row. Then in the next scene it had an E on the top, KP on the second row, NAY on the third row and DMCI on the fourth row.
- In one scene when Edward said "Did any one bring a ball?" if you look closely at Lazlo his ears disappear.
Quotes[]
- Clam: Poi. Call me Poi.
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- Slinkman: Oh, doesn't he look tropical? Hula boys, bestow the traditional lei.
- Chip and Skip: Hukilau, hukilau. Chugga chugga pow. We bring gifts from Pele, goddess of flame to whiny haole oh, so lame.
- Lumpus: "Haole"?
- Chip and Skip: (Place the leis on Lumpus) First come leis to ease your pain.
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- Slinkman: Come on, scoutmaster! Blow our minds!
- Lumpus: You want me to blow your mind? Because I'll blow your mind! I LIED!!!!! You're not in Hawaii! You're in Camp Kidney! There are the cabins! There is the mess hall! And there are the stinky latrines! What do you think of that?!
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- Lumpus: "You do the Hula Pokey, and throw the Poi around."
Transcript[]
Click here to go on the Transcript of this episode.
Gallery[]
- Click here to go on Club Kidney-Ki image gallery
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| Season 1 | |||
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| Episode 1 Gone Fishin' (Sort of) |
Episode 2 Beans Are from Mars |
Episode 3 Snake Eyes |
Episode 4 Racing Slicks |
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| Episode 5 Lights Out |
Episode 6 Swimming Buddy |
Episode 7 Parasitic Pal |
Episode 8 It's No Picnic |
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| Episode 9 The Weakest Link |
Episode 10 Lumpy Treasure |
Episode 11 Tree Hugger |
Episode 12 Marshmallow Jones |
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| Episode 13 Dosey Doe |
Episode 14 Prodigious Clamus |
Episode 15 The Nothing Club |
Episode 16 Loogie Llama |
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| Episode 17 Float Trippers |
Episode 18 The Wig of Why |
Episode 19 Prickly Pining Dining |
Episode 20 Camp Kidney Stinks |
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| Episode 21 Slugfest |
Episode 22 Beans and Weenies |
Episode 23 Beans and Pranks |
Episode 24 Movie Night |
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| Episode 25 The Big Cheese |
Episode 26 Campers All Pull Pants |
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| Episode 1 Hallobeanies |
Episode 2 Meatman |
Episode 3 No Beads, No Business |
Episode 4 Miss Fru Fru |
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| Episode 5 Parent's Day |
Episode 6 Club Kidney-Ki |
Episode 7 Handy Helper |
Episode 8 Love Sick |
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| Episode 9 Hello Dolly |
Episode 10 Over Cooked Beans |
Episode 11 The Battle of Pimpleback Mountain |
Episode 12 Dead Bean Drop |
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| Episode 13 I've Never Bean in a Sub |
Episode 14 The Great Snipe Hunt |
Episode 15 Burpless Bean |
Episode 16 Slap Happy |
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| Episode 17 Snow Beans |
Episode 18 Irreconcilable Dungferences |
Episode 19 Mascot Madness |
Episode 20 Tomato Paste |
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| Episode 21 Camp Samson |
Episode 22 Beany Weenies |
Episode 23 There's No Place Like Gnome |
Episode 24 Hot Spring Fever |
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| Episode 25 Hello Summer, Goodbye Camp | |||
| Season 3 | |||
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| Episode 1 7 Deadly Sandwiches |
Episode 2 The Big Weigh In |
Episode 3 Hard Days Samson |
Episode 4 Waiting for Edward |
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| Episode 5 Beans in Toyland |
Episode 6 Where's Clam |
Episode 7 Bowling for Dinosaurs |
Episode 8 Squirrel Seats |
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| Episode 9 Creepy Crawly Campy |
Episode 10 Sweet Dream Baby |
Episode 11 Dirt Nappers |
Episode 12 Spacemates |
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| Episode 13 Temper Tee Pee |
Episode 14 Lazlo Loves a Parade |
Episode 15 Are You There S.M.I.T.S? It's Me Samson |
Episode 16 Tusk Wizard |
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| Episode 17 Squirrel Scout Slinkman |
Episode 18 Bear-l-y a Vacation |
Episode 19 Radio Free Edward |
Episode 20 Valentine's Day |
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| Episode 21 A Job Well Dung |
Episode 22 The Bean Tree |
Episode 23 Taking Care of Gretchen |
Episode 24 Scoop of the Century |
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| Episode 25 Boxing Edward | |||
| Season 4 | |||
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| Episode 1 Strange Trout from Outer Space |
Episode 2 Cheese Orbs |
Episode 3 Hold It Lazlo |
Episode 4 Being Edward |
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| Episode 5 Award to the Wise |
Episode 6 Cave Chatter |
Episode 7 Ed's Benedict |
Episode 8 The Book of Slinkman |
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| Episode 9 Never Bean on the Map |
Episode 10 Harold and Raj |
Episode 11 Lumpus vs. the Volcano |
Episode 12 Nursemaster |
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| Episode 13 Dungs in Candyland |
Episode 14 Tour Wars |
Episode 15 Lazlo's First Crush |
Episode 16 Livin' La Vida Lumpus |
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| Episode 17 Samson's Mail Fraud |
Episode 18 The Haunted Coffee Table |
Episode 19 Friendward |
Episode 20 Camp Dinkey |
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| Episode 21 Doting Doe-Eyed Deerest |
Episode 22 Clown Camp |
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| Episode 1 Edward's Big Bag |
Episode 2 The List |
Episode 3 Camp Complain |
Episode 4 The Engagement |
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| Episode 5 Call Me Almondine |
Episode 6 Clam the Outlaw |
Episode 7 Penny for Your Dung |
Episode 8 Baby Bean |
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| Episode 9 Bad Luck Be a Camper Tonight |
Episode 10 Step Clam |
Episode 11 S Is for Crazy |
Episode 12 Samson Needs a Hug |
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| Episode 13 Wedding Bell Blues |
Episode 14 O Brother, Who Art Thou |
Episode 15 Peace Frog |
Episode 16 Lumpus' Last Stand |
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| Shorts | |||
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| Episode 1 Empty Nest |
Episode 2 The Eternal Flame |
Episode 3 Nudist Camp |
Episode 4 Hiccups |
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| Episode 5 Survival of the Lamest |
Episode 6 Marooned Maroons |
Episode 7 Tales from the Campfire |
Episode 8 Mail Dominance |
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| Episode 9 Outhouse on Haunted Hill |
Episode 10 Laid Off Lumpus |
Episode 11 My Brother's Eater |
Episode 12 Hair And Gone |
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| Episode 13 Mi Casa, Eew Casa |
Episode 14 The Amazing Race |
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