Club Kidney-Ki

Slinkman happy with his luau.

Club Kidney-Ki is episode 16b of second season.

Plot

In Camp Kidney Beach, Lumpus is looking at magazine covers and they are boring until he finds a postcard saying that Slinkman has to revive himself to Hawaii. Lumpus thinks that Camp Kidney has everything Hawaii's got. Slinkman looks terrible (the stubble and red sore eyes) and the campers are playing volleyball. Chip does a move he learned from Denmark, sending Slinkman to Nurse Leslie, making him say "Slinkman, you look terrible!". However, everything Slinkman can see and hear is Camp Kidney (his heartbeat even says "Camp Kidney, Camp Kidney"). The nurse orders Slinkman to take a vacation. However, Lumpus doesn't want him to go. So Lumpus takes Slinkman to Hawaii but in fact takes him back directly to the "CAMP KIDNEY" gate. Slinkman sees he's still in Camp Kidney. Lumpus tells him that it's actually Club Kidney-Ki, a place in Hawaii. In the morning, Slinkman wakes up with his word "ALOHA, HAWAII!". He sees his room. Slinkman tells Lumpus that he thinks he's still in Camp Kidney. However, Lumpus tells Slinkman it's not Samson, it's a Hawaiian person and there's Hawaiian stuff. Slinkman goes to the beach and no one is running the activities. Slinkman is now the activity director and Slinkman and the campers do the activities but in snorkeling, Slinkman sees that the lake looks all like Leakey Lake. During surfing, Chip (or Skip)'s burp summons a tsunami and the campers and Slinkman surf it. Slinkman gets a vision that Camp Kidney is Hawaii (yet, everything Slinkman can see and hear is Hawaii). In night, Lumpus is awaken by Slinkman. Chip and Skip do a hula dance. However, Lumpus is dressed up as a hula dancer (this is cross-dressing) and tells Slinkman that he LIED. He's still in Camp Kidney. But Slinkman tells Lumpus that everything he sees and hears is Camp Kidney. Lumpus tells/asks Lazlo, Raj and Clam and they say they're in Hawaii. However, Lumpus thinks he was in Hawaii all the time. Slinkman says that the vacation is over.

Goofs

When Slinkman hits the volleyball in slow motion, his mouth doesn't move from what he says.

On the background, when the Beans are playing volleyball in the scene after Slinkman talks to Lazlo and goes to Scoutmaster Lumpus, you see that it skips a small part in which Lazlo gets the volleyball and hits it.

In the nurse's office when the nurse told Slinkman to look at the eye chart it read NSEK on the top, DMCA in the second row, PYIQ on the third row and VERI on the fourth row. Then in the next scene it had an E on the top, KP on the second row, NAY on the third row and DMCI on the fourth row.

In one scene when Edward said Did any one bring a ball if you look closely at Lazlo his ears disappear.

Notes

Samson gets hit with a volleyball again like in the episode "The Wig of Why".

Quotes

Clam: Poi. Call me Poi.

Slinkman: Come on, scoutmaster! Blow our minds!

Lumpus: You want me to blow your mind? Because I'll blow your mind! I LIED! YOU'RE NOT IN HAWAII! YOU'RE IN CAMP KIDNEY! THERE ARE THE CABINS! THERE IS THE MESS HALL! AND THERE ARE THE STINKY LATRINES! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?!

Slinkman: Oh, doesn't he look tropical? Hula boys, bestow the traditional lei.

Chip and Skip: Hukilau, hukilau. Chugga chugga pow. We bring gifts from Pele, goddess of flame to whiny howly oh, so lame.

Lumpus: "Howly"?

Chip and Skip: (Place the leis on Lumpus) First come leis to ease your pain.

Lumpus: "You do the Hula Pokey, and throw the Poi around."