(The episode opens at Camp Kidney.)
Scoutmaster Lumpus: (over PA system) Now here this, scouts! Time to wake up and get to work! Everyone to the flagpole at once! Let's get a move on, campers!
(The Bean Scouts run outside to the flagpole, and Lumpus and Mr. Slinkman walk up to them)
Scoutmaster Lumpus: We have a lot of work to do today, and I don't wanna see any slacking off! (The camera cuts to the scouts) Or I'm giving out demerits! Everyone get to work!
(The scouts run off. Dave is shown choking himself with a hose.)
Scoutmaster Lumpus: Dave! That is not the way we coil here! (Dave nervously fixes the hose)
(Raj is raking leaves)
Scoutmaster Lumpus: Raj! You have put oak leaves in a spruce pile! Clam! You drop a pinecone! (Clam, who is holding some pinecones, looks at one he dropped. The camera focuses back on Lumpus) Very sloppy scout heads! (The camera shows Lazlo and one of the lemmings standing next to tree stumps holding axes) I am very disappointed in all of you! (He and Slinkman leave)
Edward: (walking up with a shovel) This stinks.
Dave: (trembling with fear) Lumpus is gonna work us to death!
Raj: (holds a finger up) Something is not quite right with him lately.