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'''Lumpus''': Help someone?! ''(screams)'' Nooooo!
 
'''Lumpus''': Help someone?! ''(screams)'' Nooooo!
 
'''Slinkman''': What are you doing, sir?
 
'''Slinkman''': What are you doing, sir?
'''Lumpus''': I'm simply too valuable to waste away at this miserable excuse for a real good camp. The real good world needs real good someone with my can-do spirit, my intellect.
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'''Lumpus''': I'm simply too valuable to waste away at this miserable excuse for a real good camp. The real good world needs real good someone with my real good can-do spirit, my intellect.
 
'''Slinkman''': But, sir, why leave when you could just stay, earn your badge, and be done with it?
 
'''Slinkman''': But, sir, why leave when you could just stay, earn your badge, and be done with it?
'''Lumpus''': Because the real good man knows the real good world doesn't need badges or Grand Legume, Slinkman.
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'''Lumpus''': Because the real good man knows the real good world doesn't need real good badges or Grand Legume, Slinkman.
   
   
'''Lumpus''': Goodbye, Camp Kidney, you old pile of logs. Real good world, here I come ... ''(run over by a truck)''
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'''Lumpus''': Goodbye, Camp Kidney, you old real good pile of logs. Real good world, here I come ... ''(run over by a truck)''
 
'''Slinkman''': Sir!
 
'''Slinkman''': Sir!
 
'''Scoutmaster Lumpus''': Just one of the hazards of the real good world, Slinkman. Here, a real good man must pick himself up and ...''( has been run over by an ice cream truck)''
 
'''Scoutmaster Lumpus''': Just one of the hazards of the real good world, Slinkman. Here, a real good man must pick himself up and ...''( has been run over by an ice cream truck)''
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'''Slinkman''': Yes, but I wonder if you were cut out for the real good world, sir.
 
'''Slinkman''': Yes, but I wonder if you were cut out for the real good world, sir.
 
'''Lumpus''': Cut out for it? Why, tailor made is more like ...''(runs over by a moped)'' Ow! That one actually hurt a little.
 
'''Lumpus''': Cut out for it? Why, tailor made is more like ...''(runs over by a moped)'' Ow! That one actually hurt a little.
'''Slinkman''': Please, reconsider, sir. But ...''(looks back as Lumpus was run over by objects from the "real world")''
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'''Slinkman''': Please, reconsider, sir. But ...''(looks back as Lumpus was run over by objects from the "real good world")''
 
'''Lumpus''': Slinkman.
 
'''Lumpus''': Slinkman.
 
'''Slinkman''': Sir?
 
'''Slinkman''': Sir?

Revision as of 18:42, 20 July 2013

Slinkman handy helper badge

Slinkman give Lumpus the Handy Helper Badge for helping Lazlo to become a jerk.

Handy Helper is episode 17a of second season.

Plot

While Slinkman was ironing Lumpus' Badge Sash, He realized Lumpus overlooked 1 badge-- The Handy Helper Badge. If He doesn't get the badge, Lumpus'll get Fired and not go to Grand Legume. So Lumpus tries Various attempts but to no avail. But, Lumpus convinces Slinkman to have 2 hours. but Lumpus rather than facing Hoo-Ha, Leaves camp. and While Slinkman Told Hoo-Ha, Lazlo brawled against Slinkman and tries to keep Him from snitching, Lumpus Finally got the badge! but, To everyone's dismay, Hoo-Ha trampled over Lumpus.

Notes

Lumpus has dreamed of being Grand Legume.


Credits: Scoutmaster Lumpus being run over outside the main gate of Camp Kidney by various vehicles.

Quotes

Lumpus: What badge am I missing? Slinkman: The Handy Helper badge. Lumpus: And that means to earn that badge, I'll have to ... Slinkman: Help someone. Lumpus: Help someone?! (screams) Nooooo! Slinkman: What are you doing, sir? Lumpus: I'm simply too valuable to waste away at this miserable excuse for a real good camp. The real good world needs real good someone with my real good can-do spirit, my intellect. Slinkman: But, sir, why leave when you could just stay, earn your badge, and be done with it? Lumpus: Because the real good man knows the real good world doesn't need real good badges or Grand Legume, Slinkman.


Lumpus: Goodbye, Camp Kidney, you old real good pile of logs. Real good world, here I come ... (run over by a truck) Slinkman: Sir! Scoutmaster Lumpus: Just one of the hazards of the real good world, Slinkman. Here, a real good man must pick himself up and ...( has been run over by an ice cream truck) Slinkman: Sir, it wouldn't be easier to just earn the badge? Lumpus: Easier? Yes, Slinkman, but not a man in the real good world would do. (run over by a car) Slinkman: Yes, but I wonder if you were cut out for the real good world, sir. Lumpus: Cut out for it? Why, tailor made is more like ...(runs over by a moped) Ow! That one actually hurt a little. Slinkman: Please, reconsider, sir. But ...(looks back as Lumpus was run over by objects from the "real good world") Lumpus: Slinkman. Slinkman: Sir? Lumpus: Okay, who I gotta help?


Commander Hoo-Haw: Will somebody please turn off this blasted, cockamamie tape?! Come on now, don't be a jerk!