The mayor of Prickly Pines who puckers with his lips. Everyone gets disgusted and grossed out at his presence, in fact he's so ugly that people call him an it, such as the TV announcer and Scoutmaster Wesley. Sometimes his teeth come out when he speaks. He's only seen in Lazlo Loves a Parade, The Engagement, Wedding Bell Blues, Peace Frog and Lumpus's Last Stand.
- This character was thought up by J. G. Quintel, who would later create Regular Show.