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"Meatman (episode)" is a Camp Lazlo episode from season 2. In this episode, Chef McMuesli is insulted and offended over the camper's criticism of his healthy vegetarian cuisine, so he gives them a can of potted meat, which has some very unusual properties.

Music[]

 ) Production music
 ) Original music
 ) Camp Lazlo music

  Turkey in the Straw (v1) - Andy Paley [Opening]
  Harp Gliss 1 [#20.08] - Otto Sieben [Transition to the flashback]
  Hawaiian Flower - Jon Jelmer [Chef McMuesli watering his soybeans]
  Drama Link (B) - Hubert Clifford [Locusts swarm around the soybeans]
  Link (Z) - Patricia Cory ["Here! Now go upset someone else's ecosystem!"]
  Crossing the Gotthard - Martin Beeler [Lazlo says the broccoli looks like trees]
  Fatso 2 - Alan Wilson [Chef McMuesli gets mad at the Jelly Beans]
  Fright Night - John Dwyer, Ronald Mendelsohn [Chef McMuesli opens a can of meat]
  Clouds Banjo Tag - Andy Paley ["Ooh!"]
  Night Attack - Angelo Lavagnino ["Nobody knows! It's a mystery!"]
  Lazlo Sad Cello 1 - Andy Paley ["So, this is meat..."]
  Mr. Plod - Pete Thomas [Lazlo smells the meat]
  Folli The Foal - Andrew Fenner [The Jelly Beans play with their meat]
  Glory Road - Sam Fonteyn [Meatman as a pilot]
  Link (X) - Patricia Cory [Meatman hits a wall]
  V for Victory - Sam Fonteyn ["Oh, Meatman! I knew you'd be alive!"]
  Marching Drums 1 - Eric Allen ["We'll have you flying dangerous missions again in no time!"]
  Curious Cub - Patricia Cory [The paper airplane is bent]
  The Evil Twins Are Back - Gregor Narholz [Lazlo as a wizard]
  The Merry Hunters - Paddy Kingsland ["Hooray!"]
  Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [The Jelly Beans are still playing]
  Harp Gliss 1 [#20.04] - Otto Sieben [Meatman made into a flower]
  Link (Z) - Patricia Cory [Raj and Clam disappointed]
  Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [The Jelly Beans play tennis]
  Mr Whippy - David Molyneux [A light shines from the closet]
  Jarabe Tapatio (A) - Gerhart Frei, Carlos Periguez [Piñata]
  Link (H) - Patricia Cory [Raj runs to the closet]
  Deck the Halls [#11] - Harry Bluestone [Meatman looks like Santa]
  Off to Play - David Snell [An easter egg comes out of the closet]
  Sneeky - Gregor Narholz ["Santa? Easter Bunny?"]
  Evil Alien Attack 1 [#15] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Meatman is a monster]
  Like Strange - Kenny Graham ["That can't be!"]
  Death of the Alien 1 [#38] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Meatman comes to life]
  Big Bad Giant - Paddy Kingsland ["Nobody treats my friend like that!"]
  First in Command - Gregor Narholz [Chef McMuesli comes in]
  Harlem Affair - Alan Parker [Chef McMuesli acts like a ninja]
  Fatso 1 - Alan Wilson [Chef McMuesli gets meat on his apron]
  Frankenstein's Niece (A) - Gregor Narholz [Meatman is about to eat Lazlo]
  Bruce Trail - James Kalamasz, Alain James ["My grandma tells a better ghost story than you losers!"]
  Shock - Cornelus Joh Bolten [Ending]

Trivia[]

  • This and its other segment, Hallobeanies is the only episode to be rated TV-G.
  • In addition to his normal blob-like form, here are the forms of the Meat Man takes on:
    • Santa Claus
    • The Easter Bunny
    • Monster
    • Raj and Clam
    • Baseball catcher
    • Rhino
    • Pirate and parrot
    • Cannon
    • Lazlo

Quotes[]

  • Raj: (after the Meat Man traps Lazlo). Hey Mr. Meat Man! Nobody treats my friend that way. If you got a beef to pick with somebody you bring it to me.
  • Clam: Stinky meat! (starts hitting the Meat Man with his badminton racket).
  • Meat Man: (roars) I guess we don't want to play with you, because you stink! (mimicking Raj) Oh, hey, let's play badminton instead. Duh! Can I serve first?
  • '(the Jelly Beans sit down on the bed. Suddenly they hear a knock on the cabinet door. They hear the knocking to "Shave and a Haircut." Just then, a laser beam comes out and twinkle music plays)
  • Clam: Ice cream!
  • Lazlo: Wait, Clam! we don't know what...
  • Raj: Piñata! (A piñata on a stick sticks out of the cabinet and slips back inside. Raj runs to the cabinet)
  • Lazlo: Raj, wait! (Raj opens the doors. "Deck the Halls" plays)
  • Raj: (Gasps) You guys! It's Santa Claus!
  • Lazlo: Santa Claus? (Raj looks up at a meat figure of Santa Claus)
  • Raj: Santa, have you seen a man made of meat in here? (A drop of meat falls on his trunk) No? Well, say hello to Mrs. Claus for me. (He closes the doors and sits back down on the bed and chuckles. An Easter egg pops out of the cabinet. Bright and cheery music plays)
  • Clam: Easter! (he opens the closet to reveal a meat statue of the Easter Bunny and closes the doors) Easter Bunny!
  • Lazlo: Santa? Easter Bunny? Well, which is it? (he walks over to the closet and opens it to reveal that the Meat Man disguised and posing as a skeleton. The skeleton roars. Undeterred, he closes the closet doors) You guys, it's just a scary monster thing. (He walks over to Raj and Clam) Wait a second. That can't be, there's something very weird going on here. (A piece of meat falls out of Raj's trunk) Raj, do you feel okay? (The scene cuts to the real Raj and Clam sitting on the beds)
  • Raj: Yes. I would say that I feel fine. (The fake Raj and Clam melt away, transforming into a hideous, massive, monstrous, and murderous Meat Man)
  • Meat Man: So, Lazlo, do you still think I'm stinky, smelly, and stupid?! (Meat Man is ready to eat Lazlo alive)
  • Meat Man: Now let's talk about what I want for lunch! (Lazlo becomes scared and Chef McMuesli arrives in with a tall celery spear and came to rescue them)
  • Chef McMuesli: Attention, shoppers! Carnivore cleanup on Isle 6!
  • Meatman: HUH?!
  • Chef McMuesli: That's right, Meat-zilla! I'm talking to you!
  • Lazlo: MEAT-HUNTER MCMUSLEI!
  • Raj and Clam: Hooray! We're saved! (Chef McMuesli makes a karate sounds and just fooling around. Meatman realizes that Chef McMuesli is wasting his time and spits a meat-bomb on the chef)
  • Chef McMuesli: (after Meatman drops a meat-bomb on him) Uh oh! I've been beefed. (he explodes and dies)
  • Meat Man: (after he kills Chef McMuesli, laughing evilly) Now where was I? Oh, that's right! I was just about to eat my lunch! (Clam and Raj watch in horror seeing their best friend about to be eaten alive) MM-MMHHHM! (he licks his lips)
  • Lazlo: Meat Man, I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you stinky, smelly and stupid.
  • Meat Man: But that's just how I always like my scouts. Stinky, smelly, and stupid! (opens his jaws and eats Lazlo alive) Blahhhh!
  • Lazlo: (He screams at the other campers) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Transcript[]

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Gallery[]

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