"Meatman (episode)" is a Camp Lazlo episode from season 2. In this episode, Chef McMuesli is insulted and offended over the camper's criticism of his healthy vegetarian cuisine, so he gives them a can of potted meat, which has some very unusual properties.
Music[]
| ( ‣ ) Production music |
| ( • ) Original music |
| ( ◦ ) Camp Lazlo music |
• Turkey in the Straw (v1) - Andy Paley [Opening]
‣ Harp Gliss 1 [#20.08] - Otto Sieben [Transition to the flashback]
‣ Hawaiian Flower - Jon Jelmer [Chef McMuesli watering his soybeans]
‣ Drama Link (B) - Hubert Clifford [Locusts swarm around the soybeans]
‣ Link (Z) - Patricia Cory ["Here! Now go upset someone else's ecosystem!"]
‣ Crossing the Gotthard - Martin Beeler [Lazlo says the broccoli looks like trees]
‣ Fatso 2 - Alan Wilson [Chef McMuesli gets mad at the Jelly Beans]
‣ Fright Night - John Dwyer, Ronald Mendelsohn [Chef McMuesli opens a can of meat]
• Clouds Banjo Tag - Andy Paley ["Ooh!"]
‣ Night Attack - Angelo Lavagnino ["Nobody knows! It's a mystery!"]
• Lazlo Sad Cello 1 - Andy Paley ["So, this is meat..."]
‣ Mr. Plod - Pete Thomas [Lazlo smells the meat]
‣ Folli The Foal - Andrew Fenner [The Jelly Beans play with their meat]
‣ Glory Road - Sam Fonteyn [Meatman as a pilot]
‣ Link (X) - Patricia Cory [Meatman hits a wall]
‣ V for Victory - Sam Fonteyn ["Oh, Meatman! I knew you'd be alive!"]
‣ Marching Drums 1 - Eric Allen ["We'll have you flying dangerous missions again in no time!"]
‣ Curious Cub - Patricia Cory [The paper airplane is bent]
‣ The Evil Twins Are Back - Gregor Narholz [Lazlo as a wizard]
‣ The Merry Hunters - Paddy Kingsland ["Hooray!"]
‣ Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [The Jelly Beans are still playing]
‣ Harp Gliss 1 [#20.04] - Otto Sieben [Meatman made into a flower]
‣ Link (Z) - Patricia Cory [Raj and Clam disappointed]
‣ Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [The Jelly Beans play tennis]
‣ Mr Whippy - David Molyneux [A light shines from the closet]
‣ Jarabe Tapatio (A) - Gerhart Frei, Carlos Periguez [Piñata]
‣ Link (H) - Patricia Cory [Raj runs to the closet]
‣ Deck the Halls [#11] - Harry Bluestone [Meatman looks like Santa]
‣ Off to Play - David Snell [An easter egg comes out of the closet]
‣ Sneeky - Gregor Narholz ["Santa? Easter Bunny?"]
‣ Evil Alien Attack 1 [#15] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Meatman is a monster]
‣ Like Strange - Kenny Graham ["That can't be!"]
‣ Death of the Alien 1 [#38] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Meatman comes to life]
‣ Big Bad Giant - Paddy Kingsland ["Nobody treats my friend like that!"]
‣ First in Command - Gregor Narholz [Chef McMuesli comes in]
‣ Harlem Affair - Alan Parker [Chef McMuesli acts like a ninja]
‣ Fatso 1 - Alan Wilson [Chef McMuesli gets meat on his apron]
‣ Frankenstein's Niece (A) - Gregor Narholz [Meatman is about to eat Lazlo]
‣ Bruce Trail - James Kalamasz, Alain James ["My grandma tells a better ghost story than you losers!"]
‣ Shock - Cornelus Joh Bolten [Ending]
Trivia[]
- This and its other segment, Hallobeanies is the only episode to be rated TV-G.
- In addition to his normal blob-like form, here are the forms of the Meat Man takes on:
Quotes[]
- Raj: (after the Meat Man traps Lazlo). Hey Mr. Meat Man! Nobody treats my friend that way. If you got a beef to pick with somebody you bring it to me.
- Clam: Stinky meat! (starts hitting the Meat Man with his badminton racket).
- Meat Man: (roars) I guess we don't want to play with you, because you stink! (mimicking Raj) Oh, hey, let's play badminton instead. Duh! Can I serve first?
- '(the Jelly Beans sit down on the bed. Suddenly they hear a knock on the cabinet door. They hear the knocking to "Shave and a Haircut." Just then, a laser beam comes out and twinkle music plays)
- Clam: Ice cream!
- Lazlo: Wait, Clam! we don't know what...
- Raj: Piñata! (A piñata on a stick sticks out of the cabinet and slips back inside. Raj runs to the cabinet)
- Lazlo: Raj, wait! (Raj opens the doors. "Deck the Halls" plays)
- Raj: (Gasps) You guys! It's Santa Claus!
- Lazlo: Santa Claus? (Raj looks up at a meat figure of Santa Claus)
- Raj: Santa, have you seen a man made of meat in here? (A drop of meat falls on his trunk) No? Well, say hello to Mrs. Claus for me. (He closes the doors and sits back down on the bed and chuckles. An Easter egg pops out of the cabinet. Bright and cheery music plays)
- Clam: Easter! (he opens the closet to reveal a meat statue of the Easter Bunny and closes the doors) Easter Bunny!
- Lazlo: Santa? Easter Bunny? Well, which is it? (he walks over to the closet and opens it to reveal that the Meat Man disguised and posing as a skeleton. The skeleton roars. Undeterred, he closes the closet doors) You guys, it's just a scary monster thing. (He walks over to Raj and Clam) Wait a second. That can't be, there's something very weird going on here. (A piece of meat falls out of Raj's trunk) Raj, do you feel okay? (The scene cuts to the real Raj and Clam sitting on the beds)
- Raj: Yes. I would say that I feel fine. (The fake Raj and Clam melt away, transforming into a hideous, massive, monstrous, and murderous Meat Man)
- Meat Man: So, Lazlo, do you still think I'm stinky, smelly, and stupid?! (Meat Man is ready to eat Lazlo alive)
- Meat Man: Now let's talk about what I want for lunch! (Lazlo becomes scared and Chef McMuesli arrives in with a tall celery spear and came to rescue them)
- Chef McMuesli: Attention, shoppers! Carnivore cleanup on Isle 6!
- Meatman: HUH?!
- Chef McMuesli: That's right, Meat-zilla! I'm talking to you!
- Lazlo: MEAT-HUNTER MCMUSLEI!
- Raj and Clam: Hooray! We're saved! (Chef McMuesli makes a karate sounds and just fooling around. Meatman realizes that Chef McMuesli is wasting his time and spits a meat-bomb on the chef)
- Chef McMuesli: (after Meatman drops a meat-bomb on him) Uh oh! I've been beefed. (he explodes and dies)
- Meat Man: (after he kills Chef McMuesli, laughing evilly) Now where was I? Oh, that's right! I was just about to eat my lunch! (Clam and Raj watch in horror seeing their best friend about to be eaten alive) MM-MMHHHM! (he licks his lips)
- Lazlo: Meat Man, I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you stinky, smelly and stupid.
- Meat Man: But that's just how I always like my scouts. Stinky, smelly, and stupid! (opens his jaws and eats Lazlo alive) Blahhhh!
- Lazlo: (He screams at the other campers) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Transcript[]
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Gallery[]
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Episode 2 Beans Are from Mars |
Episode 3 Snake Eyes |
Episode 4 Racing Slicks |
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| Episode 5 Lights Out |
Episode 6 Swimming Buddy |
Episode 7 Parasitic Pal |
Episode 8 It's No Picnic |
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Episode 10 Lumpy Treasure |
Episode 11 Tree Hugger |
Episode 12 Marshmallow Jones |
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Episode 14 Prodigious Clamus |
Episode 15 The Nothing Club |
Episode 16 Loogie Llama |
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Episode 18 The Wig of Why |
Episode 19 Prickly Pining Dining |
Episode 20 Camp Kidney Stinks |
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| Episode 21 Slugfest |
Episode 22 Beans and Weenies |
Episode 23 Beans and Pranks |
Episode 24 Movie Night |
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Episode 26 Campers All Pull Pants |
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| Episode 1 Hallobeanies |
Episode 2 Meatman |
Episode 3 No Beads, No Business |
Episode 4 Miss Fru Fru |
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| Episode 5 Parent's Day |
Episode 6 Club Kidney-Ki |
Episode 7 Handy Helper |
Episode 8 Love Sick |
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| Episode 9 Hello Dolly |
Episode 10 Over Cooked Beans |
Episode 11 The Battle of Pimpleback Mountain |
Episode 12 Dead Bean Drop |
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| Episode 13 I've Never Bean in a Sub |
Episode 14 The Great Snipe Hunt |
Episode 15 Burpless Bean |
Episode 16 Slap Happy |
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| Episode 17 Snow Beans |
Episode 18 Irreconcilable Dungferences |
Episode 19 Mascot Madness |
Episode 20 Tomato Paste |
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| Episode 21 Camp Samson |
Episode 22 Beany Weenies |
Episode 23 There's No Place Like Gnome |
Episode 24 Hot Spring Fever |
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| Episode 1 7 Deadly Sandwiches |
Episode 2 The Big Weigh In |
Episode 3 Hard Days Samson |
Episode 4 Waiting for Edward |
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| Episode 5 Beans in Toyland |
Episode 6 Where's Clam |
Episode 7 Bowling for Dinosaurs |
Episode 8 Squirrel Seats |
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| Episode 9 Creepy Crawly Campy |
Episode 10 Sweet Dream Baby |
Episode 11 Dirt Nappers |
Episode 12 Spacemates |
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| Episode 13 Temper Tee Pee |
Episode 14 Lazlo Loves a Parade |
Episode 15 Are You There S.M.I.T.S? It's Me Samson |
Episode 16 Tusk Wizard |
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| Episode 17 Squirrel Scout Slinkman |
Episode 18 Bear-l-y a Vacation |
Episode 19 Radio Free Edward |
Episode 20 Valentine's Day |
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| Episode 21 A Job Well Dung |
Episode 22 The Bean Tree |
Episode 23 Taking Care of Gretchen |
Episode 24 Scoop of the Century |
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| Episode 1 Strange Trout from Outer Space |
Episode 2 Cheese Orbs |
Episode 3 Hold It Lazlo |
Episode 4 Being Edward |
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| Episode 5 Award to the Wise |
Episode 6 Cave Chatter |
Episode 7 Ed's Benedict |
Episode 8 The Book of Slinkman |
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| Episode 9 Never Bean on the Map |
Episode 10 Harold and Raj |
Episode 11 Lumpus vs. the Volcano |
Episode 12 Nursemaster |
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| Episode 13 Dungs in Candyland |
Episode 14 Tour Wars |
Episode 15 Lazlo's First Crush |
Episode 16 Livin' La Vida Lumpus |
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| Episode 17 Samson's Mail Fraud |
Episode 18 The Haunted Coffee Table |
Episode 19 Friendward |
Episode 20 Camp Dinkey |
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| Episode 21 Doting Doe-Eyed Deerest |
Episode 22 Clown Camp |
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| Episode 1 Edward's Big Bag |
Episode 2 The List |
Episode 3 Camp Complain |
Episode 4 The Engagement |
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| Episode 5 Call Me Almondine |
Episode 6 Clam the Outlaw |
Episode 7 Penny for Your Dung |
Episode 8 Baby Bean |
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| Episode 9 Bad Luck Be a Camper Tonight |
Episode 10 Step Clam |
Episode 11 S Is for Crazy |
Episode 12 Samson Needs a Hug |
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| Episode 13 Wedding Bell Blues |
Episode 14 O Brother, Who Art Thou |
Episode 15 Peace Frog |
Episode 16 Lumpus' Last Stand |
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| Episode 1 Empty Nest |
Episode 2 The Eternal Flame |
Episode 3 Nudist Camp |
Episode 4 Hiccups |
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| Episode 5 Survival of the Lamest |
Episode 6 Marooned Maroons |
Episode 7 Tales from the Campfire |
Episode 8 Mail Dominance |
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| Episode 9 Outhouse on Haunted Hill |
Episode 10 Laid Off Lumpus |
Episode 11 My Brother's Eater |
Episode 12 Hair And Gone |
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| Episode 13 Mi Casa, Eew Casa |
Episode 14 The Amazing Race |
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