Chef Mcmuesli: Hola everyone Bonjour, Ciao, Aloha and Kon'nichiwa guess what's on mother nature's menu today campers.
Campers: What is it?
Chef McMuesli: It's broccoli salad.
Samson: Does it at least come with sauce?
Chef McMuesli: Why of course enjoy.
Samson: Thank you.
Chef McMuesli: You're welcome next.
Jelly Beans: Hello Chef McMuesli.
Chef McMuesli: Oh it's you guys.
Raj: So how's your Polynesian soybean farm recovering?
Chef McMuesli: It was good until you destroyed it.
Lazlo: This looks like the perfect spot for our pet locus to get some exercise.
Chef McMuesli: Here now go upset somebody else's ecosystem.
Lazlo: Ooh look Raj they look like a whole bunch of mini trees.
Raj: In a mini forest what kind of wildlife do you think lives in a mini forest?
Lazlo: I don't know perhaps mini animals?
Chef McMuesli: There are no mini animals in my broccoli salad.
Lazlo: Oh hello I'm Chef McMuesli and I am here to clear cut this lush broccoli rainforest for my world famous Camp Kidney broccoli salad.
Chef McMuesli: I am not.
Lazlo: TImber run little mini animals run away from Chef McMuesli.
Chef McMuesli: That's it! you ingrates don't deserve to have my fine crafted cuisine you know what you deserve?
Jelly Beans: What?
Chef McMuesli: This is what you deserve you want lunch?
Chef McMuesli: I'll give you lunch meat from a can.
Lazlo: Ooh what kind of meat is it?
Chef McMuesli: Nobody knows it's a mystery.
Lazlo: So this is meat.
Raj: Meat that stands up right all by itself.
Lazlo: Well let's dig in. It certainly smells interesting
Raj: I'll say.
Clam: Stinky Meat.
Lazlo: Clam's right. This Meat or whatever it is stinks and it smells and it's stupid and jiggly.
Raj: Yes it is good jiggly fun
Clam: Jiggly Jiggly.
Lazlo: Ooh it's squishy. Look I'm lifting weights.
Raj: I have meat mittens.
Clam: Jiggly Jiggly Jiggly Jiggly.
Lazlo: I have a meat beard.
Raj: Me too.
Lazlo: Say hello to Mr. Nelson the meat hand puppet. Hi I like meatloaf.
Raj: My hand puppet does too.
Lazlo: Hey I've got an idea. Everyone I've like you to meet Meatman.
Raj: Nice to meet you Meatman.
Lazlo: Lieutenant Meatman your mission is to fly behind enemy lines and deliver this vital food supply to our allies at designated drop soul. Fly Meatman fly.
Raj: He's a goner
Lazlo: Meatman! Oh Meatman I knew you'd be alive.
Raj and Clam: Hooray for Meatman.
Lazlo: Will have you flying dangerous missions again in no time.
Raj: But I am not thinking that he will be flying that plane again soon.
Lazlo: You're right. It's completely destroyed beyond all recognition. But it makes a great magic wand. Behold I am Zorlock the dark evil magical wizard magician.
Raj: You don't look very dark and evil holding a smiling Meatman.
Lazlo: Sorry Meatman you'll have to set this one out. Who dares to challenge this dark wizard of the Jelly Cabin to a magical duel.
Raj: We do. the iron dark wizard of the Jelly Cabin. Take this Zorlock. ugh Maybe we should be magical wizard buddies instead.
Lazlo: Good Idea Raj
Jelly Cabin: Hooray we're the three magical wizardteers!
(3 Hours Later)
Lazlo: What's the matter Wizardteer Raj? did your wand ran out of wizardreed?
Raj: I cannot be a wizardteer with thing thing staring at us like that.
Lazlo: What happen to Meatman? Looks kind of strange.
Clam: And stinky.
Lazlo: Oh well. I'll just throw a pillow over him. Out of sight out of mind right?
Raj: I don't know Lazlo. I am still feeling he's weird ugly look. I think we should play something outside.
Lazlo: Hmm. I see what you mean. What if I change him into something pretty like... Like a meat flower. Badminton anyone? Hey who change meat flower back into Meatman?
Raj: I did not. Please tell me you didn't Clam.
Clam: I did.
Raj: Then how did it get this way?
Lazlo: Ugh. I don't think I've quite like that smile. Come on guys help me get rid of this thing. Phew I'm glad that's over with.
Raj: Ugh my hands smells like a puree circus.
Clam: Ice Cream!
Lazlo: Wait Clam we don't know...
Lazlo: Raj Wait.
Raj: You guys It's Santa Clause.
Lazlo: Santa Clause?
Raj: Santa have you've seen a man made of meat in here? No? Well say hello to Mrs. Clause to me.
Calm: Easter! Easter Bunny!
Lazlo: Santa? Easter Bunny? well which is it? You guys I't just a scary monster thing. Wait a secon that can't be there's something very weird going on here. Raj do you feel okay?
Raj: Yes I identify I feel fine.
Meatman: So Lazlo do you still think I'm stinky, smelly and stupid?!
Meatman: What's wrong? You don't wanna playing with me anymore? Let's play catch!
Raj: Scary meat rhino likeness ahhh!!!
Meatman: Arrgh. Squak.
Raj: Uh oh. Cannon Meatballs!
Raj: Hey Mr. Meatman. Nobody treats my friend like that. You've got to beef with somebody you bring it to me.
Clam: Stinky meat.
Meatman: I guess we don't wanna play with you cause you stink. Oh hey let's play badminton instead. duhh! can I share first? sure.
Raj: This Meat has issues!
Meatman: Now let's talk about what I have for lunch.
Chef McMuesli: Attention shoppers carnivore clean up on aisle six. That's right beefzilla I'm talking you you.
Lazlo: Meat hunter McMuesli.
Raj and Clam: Hooray we're save!
Chef McMuesli: Uh Oh. I've been beefed.
Meatman: Ha ha ha. Now where was I? Oh that's right I was just about to eat my lunch.
Lazlo: Meatman I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you stinky smelly and stupid.
Meatman: But that's just what I like my scouts. Stinky, smelly and stupid!!!
Edward: My Grandma tells a better ghost story than you losers.
Raj: That is no ghost story it really happen.
Samson: Well if it really happen then why are you guy still here?
Lazlo: Well that's obvious Samson. Raj and Clam here sprain into action of the last second
Edward: (yawns) Not buying it. You're gonna have to do better than that.
Samson: You've got something on your nose Lazlo.
Lazlo: Oh thanks Samson. He he. is it gone?
(The Bean Scout laughs histerically and screams.)