Meatman (episode)/Transcript

Chef Mcmuesli: Hola everyone Bonjour, Ciao, Aloha and Kon'nichiwa guess what's on mother nature's menu today campers.

Campers: What is it?

Chef McMuesli: It's broccoli salad.

Samson: Does it at least come with sauce?

Chef McMuesli: Why of course enjoy.

Samson: Thank you.

Chef McMuesli: You're welcome next.

Jelly Beans: Hello Chef McMuesli.

Chef McMuesli: Oh it's you guys.

Raj: So how's your Polynesian soybean farm recovering?

Lazlo: Well this looks like the perfect spot for our pet locus to get some exercise.

Chef McMuesli: Here now go upset somebody else's ecosystem.

Lazlo: Ooh look Raj they look like a whole bunch of mini trees.

Raj: In a mini forest what kind of wildlife do you think lives in a mini forest?

Lazlo: I don't know perhaps mini animals?

Chef McMuesli: There are no mini animals in my broccoli salad.

Lazlo: Oh hello I'm Chef McMuesli and I am here to clear cut this lush broccoli rainforest for my world famous Camp Kidney broccoli salad.

Chef McMuesli: I am not.

Lazlo: Tember run little mini animals run away from Chef McMuesli.

Chef McMuesli: Ooh that's it you ingrates don't deserve to have my fine crafted cusine you know what you deserve?

Jelly Beans: What?

Chef McMuesli: This is what you deserve you want lunch?

Raj: Yes.

Chef McMuesli: Oh I'll give you lunch meat from a can.