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"No Beads, No Business" is a Camp Lazlo episode from season 2. In this episode, When Raj gets his turn to run the camp store, business is slow until Lazlo decides to help him.

Plot[]

Slinkman is hosting a game show called "Wheel of Duties", where the Bean Scouts spin a wheel and get assigned the chore they land on. Raj wants to run the camp store. Dave spins first and lands on raking leaves. Clam spins and is assigned to be the camp therapist. Raj takes his turn and at first, he seems to be assigned as the camp mascot, but it lands on the camp store to his relief. Edward doesn't get Raj's joy as the store's currency is necklace beads as opposed to real money. He spins and his chore is to shave Lumpus's back to his chagrin.

Raj is preparing the camp store for its opening while customers are lining up. Samson needs masal spray, Edward needs more razors for Lumpus, and Skip needs pants. Raj takes so long to set up that the customers leave. With no business, Raj starts to think he is not cut out for the store until Lazlo, who has just finished his chore of dredging Leaky Lake, shows up to help him. Raj trains Lazlo on how the store works and reminds him kf the store's slogan of "No beads, no business".

Lazlo is attracting customers in informing of its opening. Dave and Ping-Pong wish to purchase chicken milk, but they have no beads to pay for it. Nonetheless, Lazlo sells it to them in exchange for a flower. Raj reminds Lazlo that they can't sell anything if the customers can't afford it. However, Lazlo ends up selling Chip and Skip the pants the latter needed in exchange for a poem they wrote. Raj reminds him of the slogan, which Lazlo botches. Raj, irritated by Lazlo's incompetence, assigns him to arrange the storage boxes. He then takes care of the sales department.

Samson returns to get his desired nasal spray but tells Raj he doesn't have the beads for it but still wants some jse of it. Raj refuses to let him use it until he pays for it. He notices the ice cream sandwich Samson is holding and is enticed to have it. Lazlo checks in on Raj to see how sales are doing to find out that he traded the nasal spray to Samson for the ice cream sandwich. Shocked over Raj's hypocrisy, Lazlo reminds him of the slogan (in the form of the boxes arranged to spell it) and informs Raj that he's just like him when it comes to sales. This causes a dispute between the two where they throw the store's entire inventory which everyone takes for free. The store collapses due to Raj pulling out the nails and they are at an impasse. They decide to see Clam to settle it.

Clam tries to get them to talk, but when they do not, he suggests that they use sock puppets to roleplay as each other. As they do so, they start roleplaying a life or death situation. Everyone takes notice kfkf this and watches them perform. The roleplay rekindles their friendship and pleases their unintended audience.

Later, Scoutmaster Lumpus (now shaven) checks on the store where Lazlo and Raj admit they didn't earn any beads. He points out how Clam has been charging beads for campers to play sock puppets.

Music[]

 ) Production music
 ) Original music
 ) Camp Lazlo music

Episode[]

  Charge - Andy Paley [Opening]
  Star Prizes (C) - Tony Kinsey [The Wheel of Duties]
  Short Roll [#3.02] - Eric Allen [Dave spins the wheel]
  Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson [The wheel spins]
  Quiz Organ (A) - Curtis Schwartz [Dave gets to rake leaves]
  Star Prizes (C) - Tony Kinsey [Clam is up next]
  Quiz Logo 3 - Dave Hewson [Clam gets to be the camp therapist]
  Your Host [#23] - David Arnold, Paul Hart [Raj is up]
  Long Roll [#3] - Eric Allen [Raj spins the wheel]
  Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson [The wheel spins again]
  Tympup (A) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [The wheel jerks back from "Camp Mascot" to "Camp Store"]
  Quiz Organ (A) - Curtis Schwartz [The scouts cheer]
  Fatso 1 - Alan Wilson ["What are you so happy about?"]
  Top Gameshow [#25.02] - Paul Hart, David Arnold [Edward is up]
  Short Roll [#3.02] - Eric Allen [Edward spins the wheel]
  Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson [The wheel spins once again]
  Tympdown (A) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Edward gets "Shave the Scoutmaster's Back"]
  Link (Z) - Patricia Cory ["Shave the Scoutmaster's Back!"]
  Turkey Trot - John Longmire [Raj at the Camp Store]
  Caliope Carousel - Roger Roger [Raj made a carnival out of sugar cubes]
  Ta-Ra (C) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [The store is open]
  Link (V) - Patricia Cory [Nobody is there]
  Backporch Blues (A) - Richard Myhill [Raj getting no customers]
  Appalachian Banjo Duel - Larry Hochman ["You couldn't be more wrong!"]
  Street Scene - Robert Farnon [Lazlo advertising the store]
  Glissando (G) - Skaila Kanga, Richard Myhill [A flower is inside the cash register]
  Flute Link (C) - Richard Myhill ["A flower?"]
  Flute Link (E) - Richard Myhill [Plays at the same time as "Flute Link (C)"]
  Bingo - Andy Paley ["Where are the beads!?"]
  Drummed Up 2 - Johnny Hawksworth [Chip and Skip get pizza]
  Curious Cub - Patricia Cory ["Did I hear a 'ca-ching?'"]
  Comedy Cut 10 - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Lazlo got paid with a poem]
  Comedy Cut 10 [#16.02] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Raj says Lazlo is getting a promotion]
  Reckless Rufus - Jerry Burnham, Stephen Wade, Tom Layton [Lazlo becomes a box stacker]
  Clown's Walk (B) - Otto Sieben [Raj with Samson's nasal spray]
  Burglar Bill [#7.02] - Andrew Hall [Raj sees Samson's ice cream bar]
  Clouds Banjo Tag - Andy Paley ["Hey, Raj! Wait 'till you see how I arranged the boxes!"]
  Lazlo Sad Cello 1 - Andy Paley [Lazlo catches Raj breaking the rules]
  Comic Capers 5 - Keith Papworth [Lazlo gets mad at Raj]
  Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Lazlo and Raj argue]
  Slipping into Madness - Andy Paley ["You... cannot... SAY THAT!!!"]
  Banjo Lick - Nicolas Carr ["Hey! Free chips!"]
  Link (U) - Patricia Cory [Raj realizes what he has done]
  Chase Me Chester - Roger Roger [Raj throws everything]
  Cliff Hanger - Andy Paley [There is nothing left]
  Editor's Falling Over (B) - Dick Walter [The store collapses]
  Link (W) - Patricia Cory ["We have serious issues with our friendship, Lazlo..."]
  Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [Lazlo and Raj get therapy from Clam]
  The High and the Mighty - Julius Steffaro [Lazlo and Raj unintentionally put on a puppet show]
  Vice Probe - Ivor Slaney ["Excuse me, Sir Edmund..."]
  Passionate Love Theme - Finale - Frederick Charrosin [Lazlo and Raj reunite]
  Turkey in the Straw (v1) - Andy Paley [Ending]

End credits scene[]

  Polly Wolly Marimba (v1) - Andy Paley [End credits scene]

Trivia[]

  • A running gag is that Lazlo tries to sell stuff for beads, but instead gets something else.
  • The Wheel of Duties is a spoof of Wheel of Fortune.
  • Listed duties on the Wheel of Duties are leaf raking, camp therapist, camp store, security duty, garbage duty, latrine duty, kitchen duty, clean the forest, camp mascot, do nothing, scoutmaster for a day, and shave the Scoutmaster's back. Dredging Leaky Lake is one of the duties that isn't listed on the Wheel of Duties.
  • In the credits , Samson is waiting for Raj to open up the store to get some nasal spray and then leaves.
  • Lazlo got to dredge Leaky Lake
  • Second time when Raj selfish
  • We learn that there is a Wheel of Duties at camp. Here where each scout got as their duty:
    • Clam got to be camp therapist.
    • Raj got to run the camp store.
    • Edward got to shave Lumpus' back.
  • Goof: After Raj throws out the items of the store, in the scene when the scouts take them from the floor, the items can be seen on the shelves of the store.

Quotes[]

  • Raj: Did I hear a ka-ching? (Raj walks into the store)
  • Raj: Ooh! Business is really picking up.
  • Lazlo: Yep.
  • Lazlo: Admit it, Raj. You broke the rule and traded nasal spray for ice cream.
  • Raj: No, I didn't.
  • Lazlo: You have ice cream all over your face, and I thought elephants were lactose intolerant.
  • Raj: I am quickly becoming Lazlo intolerant!
  • Lazlo: Face it, Raj. You're just like me.
  • Raj: Piggly Wiggly! You did not just say that! (He angrily follows Lazlo repeating "Just like me.") You did not say that!
  • Lazlo: No beads, no beanwax!

Transcript[]

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Gallery[]

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