The Real Scoutmaster is a one time character of Camp Lazlo who made his debut in the final episode of Camp Lazlo, Lumpus's Last Stand. It had been revealed that Scoutmaster Lumpus was an impostor all along who locked up the real scoutmaster in the closet the whole season and he stole his job as scoutmaster. Throughout the entire episodes, Lumpus fooled everyone in Camp Kidney into thinking that he was the real scoutmaster of Camp Kidney. Lumpus was finally arrested and was taken away to a mental hospital under a strap jacket and vows revenge on the steer, but Lazlo still thought it was a great summer.
- "Uh-huh, uh-huh! That's him, officer! That's the bad moose who locked me up in the closet all summer and he stole my job as Scoutmaster! He fooled all of you! He's an impostor, a fake, and worst of all, he is no scoutmaster of Camp Kidney!
- Steer!
Trivia/Goofs
- The real scoutmaster bears a wrinkly resemblance to a character from Rocko's Modern Life, Heffer Wolfe.
- Also like Heffer Wolfe, he is voiced by Tom Kenny
- The idea of Scoutmaster Lumpus being a phony scoutmaster while the real one is later revealed was an idea that Tom Kenny himself came up with.
- Although the real scoutmaster said that he was locked in the closet all summer, Lumpus was said throughout the series to have been a scoutmaster for years.
- According to Joe Murray, the Real Scoutmaster was originally going to be Heffer but due to legal problems with Nickelodeon, Joe Murray made a new character which strong resemblances towards Heffer.
- Those who watched both Rocko's Modern Life and Camp Lazlo managed to get the joke.