"Samson's Mail Fraud" is a Camp Lazlo episode from season 4. In this episode, After Samson gets picked on for not having friends outside of camp, he makes a lie about getting letters from a famous magician.
Plot[]
Samson lies about Presto, a famous magician, being his friend, to impress the other Bean Scouts. But when Samson discovers that Presto is coming into Prickly Pines to perform for one night only, he knows he has to try to get Presto to come back to Camp Kidney with him or else the campers will know he's been lying to them!
During the show, it was going great until Mr. Buns tries to make a piece a paper on fire, but didn't work. This made Edward angry and told him he is not Presto, and reveals that that was Mr. Buns much to the campers shock. They all scold at Samson for lying to them and Edward thinks that Samson doesn't know Presto. Just as Samson was about to say something a limo comes up it was Presto, and he knows Samson.

Music[]
( ‣ ) Production music |
( • ) Original music |
( ◦ ) Camp Lazlo music |
• Goodnight Ladies (v3) - Andy Paley [Opening.]
‣ Long Roll [#3] - Eric Allen [Samson doing a magic trick.]
‣ Ta-Ra (A) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Samson's piece of paper disappears]
‣ Link (A) - Patricia Cory ["Oh, Presto..."]
‣ Banjo Stomp - Larry Hochman [The Bean Scouts get mail]
‣ Link (P) - Patricia Cory ["Hey, Samson. What were you doing? Making your mail disappear?"]
‣ Link (Q) - Patricia Cory ["Empty?"]
‣ Unease - Dick Walter [Samson's mailbox is empty.]
‣ Loser Sting 4 - Simon Etchell ["Nothing!"]
‣ Happy Times - Keith Papworth [Scouts make fun of Samson]
‣ Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [Edward makes fun of Samson too]
‣ Link (W) - Patricia Cory [Edward laughs.]
‣ Cat Burglar - Patricia Cory [Samson writes on Presto the Amazing poster.]
• Log Cabin Banjo Stinger - Nicolas Carr [The next morning.]
‣ Tread Carefully - Keith Papworth [Samson tells Edward to check his mailbox.]
‣ Hopping Along - Patricia Cory [Lazlo reads what Samson wrote.]
‣ Baby Elephant - Dick Walter [Everyone laughs at Edward.]
‣ Caliope Carousel - Roger Roger [Everyone doing magic tricks.]
‣ Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Edward has mail.]
‣ Bad Gas - Alexander Khaskin [The letter burns.]
‣ Buffalo Girls - Robert White [Edward gets excited.]
‣ Clown in Town - Philippe Pares [The Jelly Beans come in.]
‣ Curious Cub - Patricia Cory [Samson dropped the mail.]
‣ Swing Low Sweet Chariot - Richard Harvey, Brian Gulland [Samson crying.]
‣ On the Prowl - Patricia Cory [Samson goes to Presto's theater.]
‣ Think Bubbles 4 - Keith Papworth ["My flash paper!"]
‣ Appalachian Banjo Duel - Larry Hochman [Samson gets a idea.]
‣ Link (C) - Patricia Cory [Samson hears Mr. Buns.]
‣ Proceed with Caution - Dick Walter [Samson gets nervous.]
‣ Link (N) - Patricia Cory ["I haven't got all night!"]
‣ Long Roll [#3] - Eric Allen [Samson gets ready to do his magic trick.]
• Wacky Gongs and Theremin - Nicolas Carr [The paper deflates.]
‣ Who's This (C) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [The paper deflates.]
‣ Solo Chimes 2 [#34.04] - Harry Bluestone [The paper deflates.]
‣ Link (C) - Patricia Cory ["Uh huh, pathetic!"]
‣ Silent Tears - Keith Nichols [Samson cries again.]
‣ My Old Kentucky Home - Robert White, George Weigand [Mr. Buns talks with Samson.]
‣ Bowler Hats - David Farnon [Mr. Buns has an idea.]
‣ Entrance and Bow Music - Ronald Hanmer ["We got a magic show to put on!"]
‣ Fanfare Excitement - Paul Fenoulhet [Everybody claps.]
‣ Oriental Magic (A) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Mr. Buns' magic trick.]
‣ Ta-Ra (A) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy ["Ta-da!"]
‣ Cartoon Coda (D) - Dick Walter [Everyone is forced to clap.]
‣ Tiger's Tango - Paul Fenoulhet [Dave is brought up on stage.]
‣ Open the Box (B) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Mr. Buns cuts Dave in half.]
‣ Ta-Ra (A) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy ["Ta-daaaa!"]
‣ Fatso 1 - Alan Wilson [Mr. Buns gets mad.]
‣ Bring On the Clowns - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Mr. Buns tries to make a piece of paper disappear.]
• Slipping into Madness (v2) - Andy Paley ["You're not Presto!"]
‣ Dramatic Cue (B) - Ronald Hanmer ["That's Mr. Buns!"]
• Banjo Lick - Nicolas Carr [Mr. Buns leaves.]
‣ Fright Night - John Dwyer, Ronald Mendelsohn [Edward catches Samson, red-handed.]
‣ Legends of the Sliver Screen - Cedric Palmer [A limo pulls up.]
• Shave and a Haircut - Andy Paley [End sting.]
Trivia[]
- Third time that Lazlo has done something nice for Samson that didn't end up hurting him or caused him any discomfort. The first two times were in Award to the Wise and Cave Chatter.
- Not only is it revealed that Samson can perform magic tricks in this episode, but he also teaches many of the other Bean Scouts how to do magic tricks as well (albeit off-screen.)
- Second time Edward squeals like a girl. The first time being in the "Book Of Slinkman."
- Only appearance of Mr. Buns and Presto
Goof[]

- During the episode opening credit, in storyboard section, Mark O'Hare name was correctly misspelled with A being capital letter
Quotes[]
- (The bean scouts are irked because they can’t wait for their mail)
- Lazlo: (yells Samson annoyed) COME ON SAMSON!!. (Also knocks the door annoyed) IF YOU OPEN UP, SO ALL WE CAN GET OUR MAIL. PLEASE!!
- Samson: Alright!! I’m doing a little paperwork here!! (Samson does a magic trick with a paper, which goes poof) Alakazam, Alakagoof, Alaskajim. Paper go poof. (Realizes the trick) TA DA.
- Edward: (yelling annoyed too, like Lazlo) Come on. (On-Scene) We know that you’re practicing your lame magic tricks in there. (Off-Scene) Open Up.
- THIS SCENE EDITED DUE TO THE GRAPHIC NATURE OF SAMSON'S GUT-WRENCHING HEARTBREAK.
- Edward: That's Mr. Buns!
Transcript[]
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Gallery[]
- Click here to go on Samson's Mail Fraud image gallery