"The Nothing Club" is a Camp Lazlo episode from season 1. In this episode, After Edward loses to a boating building badge to Lazlo, he forms a campwide anti-Lazlo club and invited everyone into it to discuss how he and invited guests hate Lazlo. This ultimately backfires after Lazlo make his own club out of nothing, which proved to be more successful than Edward's club..
Plot[]
After Edward loses a boat building badge to Lazlo and co.'s seemingly flimsy-looking brick and cinder block boat after all the wood boats he built sunk, in retaliation, he builds a tree fort and invites everyone except Lazlo into it to discuss how both he and every Camp Bean scout hate Lazlo. But this also backfires when Lazlo makes his own club out of nothing, with the power of imagination can make into anyone's ideal club, and it turns out to be more successful than Edward's tree fort club.
Music[]
| ( ‣ ) Production music |
| ( • ) Original music |
| ( ◦ ) Camp Lazlo music |
‣ Sailor's Hornpipe - Phil Cunningham [Opening]
‣ Tympup (A) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy ["Wait a minute!"]
‣ Baby Elephant - Dick Walter ["Is that a boat made of brick and concrete?"]
‣ Short Roll [#3.02] - Eric Allen [Lumpus begins the countdown]
‣ Explorers 2 [#99.08] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [The Scouts set their boats off]
‣ Link (Z) - Patricia Cory [Their boats sink]
‣ Miss McCloud's Reel [#4] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [The Jelly Beans get ready to ride their boat]
‣ Clown’s Walk (B) - Otto Sieben ["I don't believe what I'm seeing!"]
• Bingo - Andy Paley ["Lazlo!!!" (High-Pitched)]
‣ Travellin' On (B) - Graham Preskett [Lazlo going around greeting everyone]
‣ Fatso 2 - Alan Wilson [Chip and Skip get away from Lazlo]
‣ Curious Cub - Patricia Cory [Edward and Ping Pong also get away from Lazlo]
‣ Battle at Sea - Johnny Pearson ["Everyone! Periscopes down!"]
‣ Cartoon Club - Grand David [The Jelly Beans hear disco music/Plays again after they walk away after it turns off]
‣ Link (C) - Patricia Cory [The music turns off for a second time]
‣ Cartoon Club - Grand David [It plays a third time]
‣ Come and Get Me - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin ["Well, it looks like whatever's up there is over!"]
‣ Cartoon Club - Grand David [The disco music plays again]
‣ Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [The Scouts taking shower]
‣ Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter ["Yep! A club DJ would be very popular!"]
‣ Enjoy Yaself - Peter Boyes, Oliver A. Silk [Raj imagines himself as a club DJ]
‣ Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson ["...and another thing we don't have is a professional bathroom attendant!"]
‣ Fashion Fair - John Cacavas [Clam imagining himself as a bathroom attendant]
‣ Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [Edward gets out of the shower]
• Bingo - Andy Paley [Lazlo wakes up]
‣ Anybody Home - Jack Trombey [Lazlo looking for Raj and Clam]
‣ Enjoy Yaself - Peter Boyes, Oliver A. Silk ["Good morning, fellow club members!"]
• Lazlo's An Alien - Andy Paley [Lazlo making the Nothing Club]
‣ Sitting on Top of the World - Terry Gadsden, Frederik Kinck-Petersen [Lazlo constructs his Nothing Club]
‣ Disneyland - Sam Fonteyn [Lazlo pretending to be in a hall of mirrors]
‣ Link (T) - Patricia Cory [Edward shows poster with Lazlo]
‣ Sci-Fi Shocker - Kevin Hiatt ["Welcome..."]
‣ Closet Moncters - Kevin Hiatt ["...to the Anti-Lazlo Club!"]
‣ Mud Bathing - Otto Sieben, John Charles Fiddy [Nina shows up]
‣ On the Prowl - Patricia Cory [Edward makes everyone tell bad stories about Lazlo]
‣ Comedy Cut 10 - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Raj and Clam notice Lazlo's club]
‣ Comedy Cut 10 [#16.02] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Skip sees Chip at the Nothing Club]
‣ Ho, Ho, Ho! - Dick Walter ["Restrooms are open to the public!"]
‣ Ta-Ra (A) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Fanfare]
• Ascending Banjo - Nicolas Carr [Edward tries to get everyone to stay at his club]
• Turkey in the Straw (v3) - Andy Paley [Everybody is at Club Nothing]
‣ Bowler Hats - David Farnon ["I don’t get it! I just don’t get it!"]
‣ I'm So Blue [#6] - Martyn Laight, Katie Thompson [Edward is depressed]
‣ Comic Capers 5 - Keith Papworth [Edward looking upon Club Nothing]
• Slipping into Madness - Andy Paley [Edward reaches for the invisible door]
‣ Triphonic - Grand David [Ending]
Trivia[]
- For some reason in Raj's imagination of being a DJ, Amber is staring admiringly at him.
- This was the first time we see Nina alone.
- This plot somehow resembles the episode "Idiot Box" of Spongebob Squarepants, in which the imagination of the characters produces the sound effects.
Quotes[]
- Lumpus: (to Edward) "Hold it, you're the mutated beaver who organized the boatbuilding, aren't you? Well beaver, you just turn right around and march on back to the beach, and salvage all those boats from the bottom of the lake and build them all again! NOW!"
- Lazlo: "Well Samson, what do you think of the Nothing Club?"*
- Samson: "I don't know... uh... nothing?"*
- Lazlo, Nina, and Chip: "Yay!"
- Lumpus: "Slinkman, get out my Lazlo punching bag!"*
- Slinkman: "Yes, sir."*
- Edward: (angry) "Grrrr! Laz-lo!"
- Raj: "I like to be squeaky clean! Like a squeaky duck!"*
- Clam: "Squeaky duck!"
- Larry: "Lazlo carried me 7 miles when I broke my leg."*
- Leonard: "Yeah, and he carried me 7 miles when I broke his leg."*
- Larry: "Lazlo taught me how to laugh again."
- Lazlo: "Thanks for NOTHING!"
- Edward: "Welcome to the Anti-Lazlo Club!"
- Edward: "Are you crazy?! That's no- hey, is that your brother down there?"*
- Skip: Whoo Chip! Boogie down, BOOGIE WOOGIE!
- Lumpus: "Is that a boat made of brick and concrete?"*
- Slinkman: "Appears to be, sir."*
- Lumpus: "Heh, who built that wonder of science?"*
- Slinkman: "Lazlo and Jelly Cabin, sir."*
- Lumpus: "Jelly Cabin? (Lumpus, then Edward, then Slinkman laugh) Have the Coast Guard standing by!"*
- Slinkman: "Nautical humor."
- Edward: "Why don't you go to your own club? Oh yeah, that's right, you don't have a club, do you, Lazlo! You've got nothing! The nothing club! That's your club!" (slams the window shut)
- Lazlo: "Well here I am, in the Nothing Club. Not bad! Here's the couch and the juice bar. The rec room is down the hall next to the pool. Fire exits are clearly marked. Hmm, I think I'll move (moves the "vending machines") the vending machines next to the kitchen. (realizes the "roof" leaks) Was that a drop I felt? I'll have to re-tar the roof before I lay down the new carpet. Uh-oh! Looks like I wandered into the Hall of Mirrors again. Now why on earth did I have this silly thing installed? It'll take me hours to find my way out. (bumps into a "mirror") Ha! It fooled me! It was a mirror! Ha ha! Wrong! Ha! Left turn! Oh ha ha ha! That's me!"
Transcript[]
Click here to go on the Transcript of this episode.
Gallery
- Click here to go on The Nothing Club image gallery
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| Episode 1 Gone Fishin' (Sort of) |
Episode 2 Beans Are from Mars |
Episode 3 Snake Eyes |
Episode 4 Racing Slicks |
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| Episode 5 Lights Out |
Episode 6 Swimming Buddy |
Episode 7 Parasitic Pal |
Episode 8 It's No Picnic |
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| Episode 9 The Weakest Link |
Episode 10 Lumpy Treasure |
Episode 11 Tree Hugger |
Episode 12 Marshmallow Jones |
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| Episode 13 Dosey Doe |
Episode 14 Prodigious Clamus |
Episode 15 The Nothing Club |
Episode 16 Loogie Llama |
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| Episode 17 Float Trippers |
Episode 18 The Wig of Why |
Episode 19 Prickly Pining Dining |
Episode 20 Camp Kidney Stinks |
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| Episode 21 Slugfest |
Episode 22 Beans and Weenies |
Episode 23 Beans and Pranks |
Episode 24 Movie Night |
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| Episode 25 The Big Cheese |
Episode 26 Campers All Pull Pants |
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| Episode 1 Hallobeanies |
Episode 2 Meatman |
Episode 3 No Beads, No Business |
Episode 4 Miss Fru Fru |
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| Episode 5 Parent's Day |
Episode 6 Club Kidney-Ki |
Episode 7 Handy Helper |
Episode 8 Love Sick |
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| Episode 9 Hello Dolly |
Episode 10 Over Cooked Beans |
Episode 11 The Battle of Pimpleback Mountain |
Episode 12 Dead Bean Drop |
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| Episode 13 I've Never Bean in a Sub |
Episode 14 The Great Snipe Hunt |
Episode 15 Burpless Bean |
Episode 16 Slap Happy |
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| Episode 17 Snow Beans |
Episode 18 Irreconcilable Dungferences |
Episode 19 Mascot Madness |
Episode 20 Tomato Paste |
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| Episode 21 Camp Samson |
Episode 22 Beany Weenies |
Episode 23 There's No Place Like Gnome |
Episode 24 Hot Spring Fever |
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| Episode 1 7 Deadly Sandwiches |
Episode 2 The Big Weigh In |
Episode 3 Hard Days Samson |
Episode 4 Waiting for Edward |
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| Episode 5 Beans in Toyland |
Episode 6 Where's Clam |
Episode 7 Bowling for Dinosaurs |
Episode 8 Squirrel Seats |
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| Episode 9 Creepy Crawly Campy |
Episode 10 Sweet Dream Baby |
Episode 11 Dirt Nappers |
Episode 12 Spacemates |
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| Episode 13 Temper Tee Pee |
Episode 14 Lazlo Loves a Parade |
Episode 15 Are You There S.M.I.T.S? It's Me Samson |
Episode 16 Tusk Wizard |
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| Episode 17 Squirrel Scout Slinkman |
Episode 18 Bear-l-y a Vacation |
Episode 19 Radio Free Edward |
Episode 20 Valentine's Day |
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| Episode 21 A Job Well Dung |
Episode 22 The Bean Tree |
Episode 23 Taking Care of Gretchen |
Episode 24 Scoop of the Century |
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| Episode 25 Boxing Edward | |||
| Season 4 | |||
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| Episode 1 Strange Trout from Outer Space |
Episode 2 Cheese Orbs |
Episode 3 Hold It Lazlo |
Episode 4 Being Edward |
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| Episode 5 Award to the Wise |
Episode 6 Cave Chatter |
Episode 7 Ed's Benedict |
Episode 8 The Book of Slinkman |
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| Episode 9 Never Bean on the Map |
Episode 10 Harold and Raj |
Episode 11 Lumpus vs. the Volcano |
Episode 12 Nursemaster |
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| Episode 13 Dungs in Candyland |
Episode 14 Tour Wars |
Episode 15 Lazlo's First Crush |
Episode 16 Livin' La Vida Lumpus |
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| Episode 17 Samson's Mail Fraud |
Episode 18 The Haunted Coffee Table |
Episode 19 Friendward |
Episode 20 Camp Dinkey |
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| Episode 21 Doting Doe-Eyed Deerest |
Episode 22 Clown Camp |
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| Episode 1 Edward's Big Bag |
Episode 2 The List |
Episode 3 Camp Complain |
Episode 4 The Engagement |
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| Episode 5 Call Me Almondine |
Episode 6 Clam the Outlaw |
Episode 7 Penny for Your Dung |
Episode 8 Baby Bean |
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| Episode 9 Bad Luck Be a Camper Tonight |
Episode 10 Step Clam |
Episode 11 S Is for Crazy |
Episode 12 Samson Needs a Hug |
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| Episode 13 Wedding Bell Blues |
Episode 14 O Brother, Who Art Thou |
Episode 15 Peace Frog |
Episode 16 Lumpus' Last Stand |
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| Shorts | |||
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| Episode 1 Empty Nest |
Episode 2 The Eternal Flame |
Episode 3 Nudist Camp |
Episode 4 Hiccups |
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| Episode 5 Survival of the Lamest |
Episode 6 Marooned Maroons |
Episode 7 Tales from the Campfire |
Episode 8 Mail Dominance |
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| Episode 9 Outhouse on Haunted Hill |
Episode 10 Laid Off Lumpus |
Episode 11 My Brother's Eater |
Episode 12 Hair And Gone |
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| Episode 13 Mi Casa, Eew Casa |
Episode 14 The Amazing Race |
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