"Tour Wars" is a Camp Lazlo episode from season 4. In this episode, Edward and the Jelly Bean trio are in competition to start a tour business.
Plot[]
Edward is critical of Lazlo's tour of Camp Kidney.
Music[]
| ( ‣ ) Production music |
| ( • ) Original music |
| ( ◦ ) Camp Lazlo music |
• Plankton's Ballpark Organ - Nicolas Carr [Opening]
• Edward's Big Intro - Nicolas Carr [The ball lands in the lake]
‣ Clown's Walk (B) - Otto Sieben [Raj isn't too sure about playing baseball at the lake]
• Bingo - Andy Paley ["Hmm... Tour guide..."]
‣ Ta-Ra (C) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Lazlo gets an idea]
‣ Harp Gliss 1 [#20.03] - Otto Sieben [Shot of the lake from the forest]
‣ Funny Face - Jack Trombey [Lazlo assigns jobs to Clam and Raj]
‣ The Jovial Buccaneers - John Fox [The tour begins]
‣ Fatso 2 - Alan Wilson ["Everyone, but me!"]
‣ ? - ? [Edward can't take the tour]
‣ Dance of the Hours - Amilcare Ponchielli [Lazlo moves the boat]
• Clouds Are Rolling Away (v1) - Andy Paley [The tour ends]
‣ Watch Out - Patricia Cory [Edward insults Lazlo]
• Log Cabin Banjo Stinger - Nicolas Carr [The next morning]
‣ Blue Ridge Hoe Down - Chris Franklin, Paul Bishop [The next morning (last note)]
‣ William Tell Overture - Gioacchino Rossini [Lazlo missed going to sleep]
‣ Curtain Raiser - Ian Hughes, Christopher Walker [Edward introduces his tour]
‣ Surfer Baby (D) - Jerry Burnham [Edward's tour begins]
‣ Spy Beach [#40] - Martin Busca, Thomas Klein [5 hours later]
• Banjo Lick - Nicolas Carr [The Bean Scouts praise Edward's tour]
• Clouds Banjo Tag - Andy Paley [Edward laughs]
‣ Banjo Party - Judson Lee [Lazlo literally turns his frown upside down]
‣ ? - ? ["All aboard!"]
‣ Tread Carefully - Keith Papworth [Raj and Clam want to give payback to Edward]
‣ Comic Capers 5 - Keith Papworth [Lazlo joins Edward's tour]
‣ Tympup (A) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Edward insults Lazlo again]
‣ Watusi Beach (A) - Steve Goomas, Doug Perkins [Edward rides the boat]
‣ Eerie Night - Frederick Charrosin [Mist comes in]
‣ The Petulant Penguin - Dennis Farnon [Lazlo tries to fix engine]
‣ Alien Abduction - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Edward tells a scary story]
‣ Link (D) - Patricia Cory ["Hey, Edward! Is this part of the tour?"]
‣ Alien Abduction - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [Edward continues]
‣ Link (H) - Patricia Cory ["How did you make all this mist, Edward?"]
‣ Link (Y) - Patricia Cory [The fog is gone]
‣ Link (O) - Patricia Cory [Edward has no head]
‣ Tread Carefully - Keith Papworth ["They caught me!"]
‣ Panto Intro [#56] - David Farnon [Lazlo laughs]
‣ Plodding Along (A) - Dick Walter [Edward goes into a cave]
‣ Staggering Home - Dick Walter [Dave and Ping Pong bail]
‣ The Creature (A) - Gregor Narholz [A fake monster comes out of the lake]
‣ The Adventure Begins - Jonathan Neal [Lazlo breaks the robot]
• Lazlo Sad Cello 1 - Andy Paley ["Oh man..."]
‣ Angelic Choir - Jim Rattigan [Cat mermaids]
‣ Proceed with Caution - Dick Walter [Everyone bails]
‣ The Jovial Buccaneers [#36.02] - John Fox [A pirate ship is shown]
• Dance of the Hours - Andy Paley [No one is on Lazlo's tour]
• Buffalo Gals - Andy Paley [Ending]
Quotes[]
- Edward: I'm so glad I installed this. "The annoying tourist button!"
- Skip: I can believe I went on Lazlo's tour!
- Chip: Who's Lazlo?
- Lazlo: If you listen closely, you can hear the rock growing.
- Mort: We're supposed to hear the mermaid's singing ya twit!
- Lazlo: Hey Edward. I'll fix it.
- Edward: Lazlo sit down!
- Lazlo: But i'm fixing your engine
- Edward: This is part of the tour dummy. You're ruining it!
- Lazlo: So your engine's not really broken?
- Edward: Duh. It's a device us professional tour guides use to create suspense. Now sit down!
Transcript[]
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Gallery[]
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| Episode 1 Gone Fishin' (Sort of) |
Episode 2 Beans Are from Mars |
Episode 3 Snake Eyes |
Episode 4 Racing Slicks |
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| Episode 5 Lights Out |
Episode 6 Swimming Buddy |
Episode 7 Parasitic Pal |
Episode 8 It's No Picnic |
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| Episode 9 The Weakest Link |
Episode 10 Lumpy Treasure |
Episode 11 Tree Hugger |
Episode 12 Marshmallow Jones |
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| Episode 13 Dosey Doe |
Episode 14 Prodigious Clamus |
Episode 15 The Nothing Club |
Episode 16 Loogie Llama |
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| Episode 17 Float Trippers |
Episode 18 The Wig of Why |
Episode 19 Prickly Pining Dining |
Episode 20 Camp Kidney Stinks |
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| Episode 21 Slugfest |
Episode 22 Beans and Weenies |
Episode 23 Beans and Pranks |
Episode 24 Movie Night |
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| Episode 25 The Big Cheese |
Episode 26 Campers All Pull Pants |
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| Episode 1 Hallobeanies |
Episode 2 Meatman |
Episode 3 No Beads, No Business |
Episode 4 Miss Fru Fru |
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| Episode 5 Parent's Day |
Episode 6 Club Kidney-Ki |
Episode 7 Handy Helper |
Episode 8 Love Sick |
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| Episode 9 Hello Dolly |
Episode 10 Over Cooked Beans |
Episode 11 The Battle of Pimpleback Mountain |
Episode 12 Dead Bean Drop |
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| Episode 13 I've Never Bean in a Sub |
Episode 14 The Great Snipe Hunt |
Episode 15 Burpless Bean |
Episode 16 Slap Happy |
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| Episode 17 Snow Beans |
Episode 18 Irreconcilable Dungferences |
Episode 19 Mascot Madness |
Episode 20 Tomato Paste |
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| Episode 21 Camp Samson |
Episode 22 Beany Weenies |
Episode 23 There's No Place Like Gnome |
Episode 24 Hot Spring Fever |
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| Episode 1 7 Deadly Sandwiches |
Episode 2 The Big Weigh In |
Episode 3 Hard Days Samson |
Episode 4 Waiting for Edward |
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| Episode 5 Beans in Toyland |
Episode 6 Where's Clam |
Episode 7 Bowling for Dinosaurs |
Episode 8 Squirrel Seats |
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| Episode 9 Creepy Crawly Campy |
Episode 10 Sweet Dream Baby |
Episode 11 Dirt Nappers |
Episode 12 Spacemates |
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| Episode 13 Temper Tee Pee |
Episode 14 Lazlo Loves a Parade |
Episode 15 Are You There S.M.I.T.S? It's Me Samson |
Episode 16 Tusk Wizard |
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| Episode 17 Squirrel Scout Slinkman |
Episode 18 Bear-l-y a Vacation |
Episode 19 Radio Free Edward |
Episode 20 Valentine's Day |
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| Episode 21 A Job Well Dung |
Episode 22 The Bean Tree |
Episode 23 Taking Care of Gretchen |
Episode 24 Scoop of the Century |
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| Episode 25 Boxing Edward | |||
| Season 4 | |||
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| Episode 1 Strange Trout from Outer Space |
Episode 2 Cheese Orbs |
Episode 3 Hold It Lazlo |
Episode 4 Being Edward |
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| Episode 5 Award to the Wise |
Episode 6 Cave Chatter |
Episode 7 Ed's Benedict |
Episode 8 The Book of Slinkman |
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| Episode 9 Never Bean on the Map |
Episode 10 Harold and Raj |
Episode 11 Lumpus vs. the Volcano |
Episode 12 Nursemaster |
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| Episode 13 Dungs in Candyland |
Episode 14 Tour Wars |
Episode 15 Lazlo's First Crush |
Episode 16 Livin' La Vida Lumpus |
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| Episode 17 Samson's Mail Fraud |
Episode 18 The Haunted Coffee Table |
Episode 19 Friendward |
Episode 20 Camp Dinkey |
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| Episode 21 Doting Doe-Eyed Deerest |
Episode 22 Clown Camp |
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| Episode 1 Edward's Big Bag |
Episode 2 The List |
Episode 3 Camp Complain |
Episode 4 The Engagement |
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| Episode 5 Call Me Almondine |
Episode 6 Clam the Outlaw |
Episode 7 Penny for Your Dung |
Episode 8 Baby Bean |
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| Episode 9 Bad Luck Be a Camper Tonight |
Episode 10 Step Clam |
Episode 11 S Is for Crazy |
Episode 12 Samson Needs a Hug |
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| Episode 13 Wedding Bell Blues |
Episode 14 O Brother, Who Art Thou |
Episode 15 Peace Frog |
Episode 16 Lumpus' Last Stand |
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| Shorts | |||
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| Episode 1 Empty Nest |
Episode 2 The Eternal Flame |
Episode 3 Nudist Camp |
Episode 4 Hiccups |
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| Episode 5 Survival of the Lamest |
Episode 6 Marooned Maroons |
Episode 7 Tales from the Campfire |
Episode 8 Mail Dominance |
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| Episode 9 Outhouse on Haunted Hill |
Episode 10 Laid Off Lumpus |
Episode 11 My Brother's Eater |
Episode 12 Hair And Gone |
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| Episode 13 Mi Casa, Eew Casa |
Episode 14 The Amazing Race |
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