|Season 4, Episode 14|
|Air Date||July 18, 2007|
|Storyboard by||J.G. Quintel|
|Written by||Mike Roth and J.G. Quintel Merriwether Williams, Steve Little, and Kaz (story)|
|Directed by||Swinton O. Scott III|
|Dungs in Candyland||Lazlo's First Crush|
Tour Wars is the fourteenth episode of season four and the ninetieth episode on the series.
Edward and the Jelly Bean trio are in competition to start a tour business.
- Edward: I'm so glad I installed this. "The annoying tourist button!"
- Skip: I can believe I went on Lazlo's tour!
- Chip: Who's Lazlo?
- Lazlo: If you listen closely, you can hear the rock growing.
- Mort: We're supposed to hear the mermaid's singing ya twit!
- Lazlo: Hey Edward. I'll fix it.
- Edward: Lazlo sit down!
- Lazlo: But i'm fixing your engine
- Edward: This is part of the tour dummy. You're ruining it!
- Lazlo: So your engine's not really broken?
- Edward: Duh. It's a device us professional tour guides use to create suspense. Now sit down!
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