Tree Chopping Ritual Song is a song from episode Tree Hugger. During this song, the jellybean trio, Scoutmaster Lumpus, and Slinkman conducted Tree Be Gone ritual to take down the Migrating Mulberry Tree but would ultimately result in Lumpus marrying the Migrating Mulberry Tree instead.
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| Tree Chopping Ritual Song | ||
|---|---|---|
| Episode | Tree Hugger | |
| Character(s) | Jellybean trio, Scoutmaster Lumpus, and Slinkman | |
| Episode Transcript | Tree Hugger | |
(The following lyrics are almost accurate)
[Lazlo]
First step in the montage,
Hotness in the sweat lodge.
Next you must jump off the dock,
What a difference, quite of shock.
Dancing on the hot coal,
Who needs toe hairs? Who needs soles?
Gather up your power tools,
Saws and axes are for fools.
Throw them into Leaky Lake,
Hurry up for goodness sake.
Next you wear a blindfold.
[Raj]
Trees can't see or so I'm told.
[Raj and Lazlo]
Spin around in rapid pace,
just so you can find your place!